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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take a good look at your career path. A practical change of plans will help you boost your confidence and your reputation. An opportunity to network will play in your favor. Put love and romance high on your list.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Do what makes you happy. Get involved in an event or attend a trade show or conference, and you will expand your knowledge and get some worthwhile information that will help you make an important decision. Progressive action will pay off.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Be careful when it comes to making promises. If you aren't going to be able to follow through, you will jeopardize your reputation. Honesty will be a factor when dealing with someone who wants something from you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Bide your time and make practical plans that you are confident will work out well for you. Use your imagination and creative insight to capture interest. Don't feel you have to make an impulsive move because someone puts pressure on you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Being adaptable and willing to compromise will help you win favors and get your way in the end. Working hard to satisfy everyone around you will pay off. Step up your game and do whatever it takes to get ahead professionally.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Efficiency will be your strength and will help ensure that you accomplish what you set out to do while giving others a chance to see you in action. You can expect to be offered interesting proposals that will lead to future gains.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your genuine desire to help and to make a difference to your community, a cause or a friend will add to your popularity. A change in your current status or within an important relationship must be allowed to unfold naturally.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Express your thoughts and desires openly. Once you let others know what you want, you will be able to separate those willing to help from those who are not in a position to do so. Problems will result if you make a drastic personal change.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Keep life simple, truthful and positive. An optimistic approach to change followed by hands-on hard work will help you bring about a happier and healthier lifestyle. Romance is on the rise.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't be daunted by the changes going on around you or by what others do. Focus on your life and the things that will bring you greater security. Money, legal and medical issues dealt with tenaciously will turn out favorably.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take advantage of any opportunities that comes your way. Focus on personal improvements, love, romance and making professional decisions that will help you reach your financial goals. Don't let a partnership hold you back or stifle your imagination.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Self-deception can lead you down a slippery path. Look at whatever you are dealing with realistically. You can make progress, but only if your vision is clear. Try to make the best choices for the right reasons.



Amazing, but true (but not):

• The father of reverse psychology is Duerf Dnumgis.

• Contrary to popular belief, women think about sex just as often as boobs boobs boobs I want to touch boobs.

• Benedict Cumberbatch was the first ever result of slamming numerous British people into each other at high speeds in the CERN supercollider.

• Ann Coulter’s blood type is human tears.

• Since their releases, the four Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned thus far by President Obama have collectively committed 14 armed robberies, six murders, and two parking violations.

• The term “wanker” comes from 17th century Welsh nobleman Francis Wanker, inventor of the penis.

• A kangaroo can vertically jump up to 25 feet if you tell him his girlfriend is pregnant in front of his wife.

• According the U.S. Office of Weights and Measures, the official difference between a boatload and a buttload is 1.37 shit-tons.

• In the city of Ames, it is still legal to barter for goods and services with animal teeth, shiny rocks, and twine made from hair.

• Albert Einstein was born with 23 toes.

• Taco Bell has made more money selling its phone services than its food products in each of the last 13 fiscal quarters.

• One day on Venus is longer than one year, and I still carry around a piece of fabric from my baby blanket in my wallet for good luck on first dates.

Andrew R. Juhl invites you to test your knowledge of actual trivia from 10 p.m.-midnight today at Micky’s Bar Exam.






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