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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Detail coupled with hard work will bring you the rewards you are looking for, as well as keep you out of trouble. The more you do and the less you say, the further ahead you will be. Focus on positive change.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Turn something you do well and enjoy into a moneymaking endeavor, but stay within budget and build a strong and solid base for your business venture. A little sweet talk will enable you to get some free assistance.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Emotional deception is apparent. Don’t offer your cash, assistance, or anything else without getting the lowdown about where and how your contribution will be put to use. Someone will take advantage of your kindness and generosity if you aren’t careful.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A conversation will lead to a new approach to the way you do things. Hook up with someone you feel is talented and work as a team. Your confidence will ensure others that you are capable of handling whatever comes your way.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Make positive choices. You may feel impulsive, but consider the best way to proceed. Too much of anything will lead to regret. Focus more on learning and adding to your qualifications rather than trying to take on a physical change.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don’t let your emotions take over. Uncertainty regarding a business or personal partnership is a clear indication that you need to make changes. Look at your options and your financial situation, and consider what will make you happy.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Follow through with your plans, but don’t share your opinions. You will get more accomplished and avoid interference if you stay away from emotional situations that can give any competition you face an edge. Being fully prepared will be the key to your success.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Let passion lead the way. Whether you show a strong appetite for a project, person, or a cause, you will draw attention. You can make a difference that will bring about change. Love is in the stars, and romance will enhance your life.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Keep money matters and home investments in check. Now is not the time to take a chance or make an emotional expenditure. Stick to a strict budget and course of action. Emotional deception is apparent.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Look for answers, and you will discover information that can help you diminish any uncertainty you have regarding a partnership. Invest in yourself and your attributes. An old flame can create trouble if you aren’t open regarding intentions.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your interests will vary, and your ability to recognize a moneymaking trend will grab attention. Consider starting a small home-based business or developing a skill that can raise your earning potential, but keep your plans simple and affordable.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t hold back. Keep everything out in the open to avoid being accused of something you didn’t do. Focus on home, family, and improving your financial situation. Love is on the rise, and self-improvement projects will turn out well.

In a hospital staffed by ‘Doctors’

Dr. Seuss, Cosmetic Surgeon: “Congratulations. Today is your day. // You’re off to Geat Places. You’re off and away. // First there is prep, where the nurses apprise you. // Then to O.R., where we docs do incise you. // Awake in recovery, and I’m sure you will say: // ‘Goodness gosh gracious, my breasts grew three sizes this day.’ ”

Dr. Robotnik, Prosthetist: “Hmm, I think we can definitely make you for a new leg. As long as we’re at it; how about a new thigh, torso, exoskeleton, and — oh, just wondering — how do you feel about speedy hedgehogs?”

Dr. Teeth, Psychiatrist: “I'm prescribing ECT. You need a massive dosage of electric mayhem.”

Dr. Feel-Good, Anesthesiologist: “Take a deep breath and begin counting backward from 2.”

Dr. John, Physical Therapist: “Sorry, you're just not healthy enough for sax.”

Dr. J, Urologist: “Look. I can palm them both WITH ONE HAND.”

Dr. Dre, Oncologist: “Your tests came back negative; there appears to be no sign of cancer. I’ll write you a prescription for medical marijuana immediately.”

Dr. Detroit, Internist: “No patients … ? No appointments … ? Really? Did everyone forget about this movie or what?”

Dr. Who, Proctologist: “Hmmm. I thought it’d be bigger on the inside.”

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Mike, Brian, Preslie, and Mallory for contributing to today’s Ledge.

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