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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Refuse to be jaded by what others do or say. Follow your heart and head in a direction that feels natural, enticing, and opportunistic. Doors are opening, but you may have to close some in order to take on something new.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Keep everything simple. Discuss your plans, and form appropriate partnerships with people who have something to contribute. Be creative, and you’ll be able to get ahead. Put a little passion into everything you do. Love is in the stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): If you cannot keep a secret, you may jeopardize an opportunity. Improve your work habits, and your efforts will be recognized and rewarded. Don’t overreact; doing so will stand between you and what you want. Make positive changes.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don’t make changes based on anger or assumptions. Use your insight, and you’ll come up with a plan that will help you overcome any setback that comes into play. Show compassion; you will benefit in the end.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Make changes, but stay within your financial boundaries. Being the best that you can be and offering your time and services will help boost your reputation and your popularity in public and at home. Adaptability will help you get your way.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Make plans, and follow through. If you don’t do the legwork, no one else will. Show your strengths, and encourage others to pitch in and help. You can be a hero if you show dedication and a desire to help others.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You’ll face both good and bad things today. Refuse to let personal matters interfere with business and vice versa. It’s important that you don’t make impulsive moves based on unrealistic demands. A visit and heart-to-heart talk will help you make a decision.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Deal with tedious paperwork quickly, and get on with your day. Romance should be high on your to-do list along with pampering, self-improvement projects, and making your surroundings more enjoyable. An unusual meeting will lead to a creative project.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Jump in; make the changes that will make you happy. You may not please everyone, but you will discover with whom you want to share your future. Anger is a waste of time. Make a move.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t feel obligated to please everyone else. You should be excited about any changes taking place as well. Bide your time, and look for the secure route that promises to please everyone. Incorporate smart living habits into your life.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): An interesting proposal or influx of cash will put a smile on your face. Cash will come from an unexpected source. An opportunity to start something new will show potential if you are consistent, methodical, and disciplined.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Put more time and effort into home and family. Fixing up your surroundings will lift spirits and bring you closer to the people who count most in your life. Love is on the rise, and romance will improve your relationship with someone special.



Rejected Book Titles:

• A is for Adultery

• Raisins of Vengeance

• Sophie's Really Tough Decision

• Fighting … and Not So Much Fighting

• The Postman Never Just Rings Once

• Hot Enough to Burn a Book

• Looking for that Russian Sub

• The Old Guy That Went Fishing

• Dinosaurland

• Lungs of Darkness

• Shark

• Big Freakin’ Whale

• The Little Person From the Shire Who Could

• The Literate Spider

• The Shortstop in the Wheat

• Weekly Visits with an Old Guy Who’s about to Die

• David (Not the Magician) Copperfield

• Women Are Out There, Men are Farther Out There

• The Rat-Fink Heart

• My Haunted Car Brakes for Nobody

• Harry Potter and the OH JUST GET TO THE POINT ALREADY

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Brian Tanner for liking to read.






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