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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Find a creative way to express your feelings and what you expect of the people you deal with today. Find solutions rather than let your temper flare up. Avoid making a hasty decision regarding a personal relationship.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You’ll have insight when it comes to finding solutions and helping others. Before making any changes at home, try to get the green light from anyone who may be affected by your plans. Your communication skills will help you get your way.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Concentrate on whatever tasks or responsibilities you have in order to avoid conflicts or complaints. Someone will mislead you regarding a job or a change that will influence your position. Do your own fact-finding to avoid making a costly mistake.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Try doing things differently. Consider making a unique change to where or how you currently live. You can make things happen if you take the initiative. New beginnings will give you greater insight into the possibilities that await you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You need to change your routine or find a new way to motivate and inspire yourself to take charge of your life. Don’t be too eager to follow what others do. Find your own way, and invest in yourself.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Look for ways to help out in your community or to contribute to a cause or concern. A chance to partner with someone unique will open your mind to all sorts of ideas that you can put into motion.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don’t take on more than you can handle. Someone will make you look bad if you are lazy. Make changes that will help improve your skills. Problems with partners must not be allowed to escalate into an argument you will regret.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Make positive changes at home that will add to your comfort and give you a space to develop some of your ideas. A financial or legal matter will turn in your favor, and money will come from an unexpected source.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don’t be fooled by what others tell you. Someone will use emotional manipulation to persuade you to get involved in something that isn’t right for you. Focus inward, and make personal improvements that don’t involve others.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Accidents, minor mishaps, and unexpected last-minute changes will disrupt your day. Plan to take it easy, and avoid letting anyone goad you into an argument or situation that is dubious or unsafe. Focus on love and romance.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Make changes that will help you advance. Experiment with ideas, and develop skills that will help you raise your profile and your earning potential. Socialize with people who have something to offer, and you will find out valuable information.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Take care of personal business, settlements, legalities, and financial or medical matters that need your attention. Network, and you will find a window of opportunity that is worth exploring. Your creative imagination will be on target. Follow through with your plans.



Things I Hope are Not on My Tombstone:

• He should have asked his doctor if he was healthy enough for that.

• There’s a fine line between a “America’s Funniest Home Videos” and “Faces of Death.”

• The look on his face was worth it.

• Ah well, the rest of you will be gone in 2015, anyway.

• Can’t believe he ate the whole thing.

• We told him those cannibals weren’t just being friendly.

• It seemed like a good idea on paper.

• Darwin Award Finalist.

• Here rests most of him — all the parts we could find, anyway.

• He shouldn’t have tried that at home.

• Guess his neighbor really *was* a serial killer.

• His last text: “On the interstate, almost there — aaaaaahhhhh.”

• We told him not to look down.

• He didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.

• My other tombstone is marble.

• Should have picked “truth.”

• It seemed just crazy enough to work, but it was just crazy.

• Get your discount tombstone at BigAlsDiscountTombstones.com

• Anchovies

 Andrew R. Juhl thanks Brian Tanner for the material in today’s Ledge.






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