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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Approach your relationships uniquely. Changing the way you do things will draw interest and give you the edge in both personal and professional partnerships. Keep life simple by not taking on too much, and go directly to the source when seeking information.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Trust in you and your ability to get things done the way you want. Much can be accomplished if you take charge and innovatively approach the projects of your choice. Intuitive insight into an important partnership will help you make the right decision.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Focus on what you can do to secure your position and to make your talents recognizable. What you do now will determine whether you'll measure up and get the opportunity to move into a better position in life personally and professionally.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't expect to please everyone. Do what makes the most sense to you, but keep your plans a secret to avoid interference. A steady approach with a little imagination and creativity mixed in will lead to your success.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Refuse to let anyone limit you with emotional manipulation. Back up your intentions with carefully considered plans. There is no room for error, and victory is within reach if you take action and make things happen.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't let anyone pressure you into doing something you don't care to do. You can be diplomatic, but make it perfectly clear what you have to offer and what you expect in return. Walk away from any situation that compromises your integrity.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You'll be anxious if you promise to do too much. Pick and choose what's necessary to focus on reaching your destination. Use innovative ideas, and you'll stand out among the competition. Romance is highlighted.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Speak up, and sort through any concerns you have with your peers. Once the passage is clear, you will be able to accomplish what you set out to do. An emotional plea will be well-received, giving you greater freedom to proceed.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Listen, but don't give in to pressure. Someone you are close to will compromise your relationship by asking for something you don't feel comfortable giving. Avoid joint money ventures. Offer your time, not your cash.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You'll face discord if you make changes without going through the proper channels. Problems while traveling or communicating with someone in an influential position can be expected. Focus on work, money, and partnerships to avoid criticism and delays.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You'll have wonderful ideas, but don't expect everyone to agree with your plans. Take a stance; let others know how you feel. Change is necessary if you want to enjoy greater comfort. Cut corners, and redistribute how you use your cash flow.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Size up your financial situation, and look for a good investment that will help you turn a little into a lot. Creative endeavors can lead to good fortune and your ticket to a brighter future and greater income.



A partial list of things I should probably tell every prospective girlfriend:

• The longest I've ever been a vegetarian is 36 hours. If you don't include sleep, it's closer to three.

• I expect you to love me for the person I am, not some idealized version of me that I pretended to be for the first couple months of our relationship.

• I like going to all-you-can-eat buffets because walking to and from the food stations so many times really racks up the steps on my FitBit.

• Not responding to your text is a response to your text.

• I'm in a Hall & Oates. I'm "&."

• I'd have to say my biggest pet peeve is my Mastiff, Peeve.

• I start each and every day by not checking my horoscope.

• I'm very in touch with my emotions. Normally, that emotion is apathy.

• It's less that an entire bag of Oreos is something I choose to eat and more that an entire bag of Oreos is just something that keeps happening to me.

• It's been so long since I've gone to the gym that it's asked me to start calling it "James."

• I'm not afraid to admit that I can't tell the difference between Canada Dry Diet Ginger Ale and Canada Dry TEN Ginger Ale.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Jayne Sanderson for contributing to today's Ledge






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