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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t let a power struggle daunt you. Step up, and use your intellect and quick wit to mastermind your way through any opposition you face. Take control to avoid being controlled. Love is highlighted. Don’t let a past love cause uncertainty.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Stretch your imagination when it comes to creative endeavors. Stabilize your domestic situation with diplomacy and compromise. Share your feelings, but don’t give in to emotional blackmail. Arguing will be a waste of valuable time.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Listen, but don’t believe everything you hear. Check instructions carefully. Someone may be trying to make you look bad. Change can be good, but it has to be for the right reason. Don’t jump impulsively from one situation to another.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your personal secrets will be divulged if you share them with others. Focus on home, family, and making your place as accommodating and comfortable as possible. Don’t let a romantic problem escalate. Bide your time, and observe. Refrain from making assumptions.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Keep your money in a safe place. Don’t feel the need to make a donation. Your generosity will be your downfall. Put your money, energy, and effort into home improvements love and romance. Charity begins at home.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don’t take on any added responsibility. You will have enough to deal with and want to do your very best to avoid criticism. Work should take top priority along with avoiding any miscommunications with colleagues. Don’t make impulsive purchases or donations.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your work will be scrutinized, so do the best job possible. Problems at home will occur if someone is pushy. Don’t argue when you can walk away from a no-win situation. Focus on self-improvement, not on trying to change others.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Take an interest in different cultures, lifestyles, or philosophies. Your ability to size matters up and take action will be impressive. Your persuasive nature will allow you to influence others and bring about positive change.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don’t expect to get a pat on the back for the job you do. Do the best you can, and walk away. Make plans to socialize or to do something that will help ease your stress or help you relax.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Keep life simple, and stick to what you know and do best. Controversy will lead to additional challenges that you can do without. Don’t argue with anyone who can influence your life personally, professionally, legally, or financially.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Make personal improvements that will help build your confidence. Look for a better position, or consider starting a small, home-based business. If you are careful and invest wisely, you shouldn’t have to worry about finances. Romance is in the stars.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Accept the inevitable. The outcome will be in your favor, so don’t get all worked up over nothing. Now is not the time to cause a scene. Look at your options and expand your interests where they will be most beneficial for you.



Thoughts I’ve had while watching the Fourth of July fireworks:

• Oooooooh.

• Ahhhhhhh.

• Well, it looks like I need another beer.

• Oooooooh.

• Ahhhhhhh.

• The traffic after this is going to be horrendous.

• Ahhhhhhh.

• Oooooooh.

• I’ve never having kids.

• Oooooooh.

• Ahhhhhhh.

• Well, it looks like I need another beer.

• Ahhhhhhh.

• Oooooooh.

• I should get that spot on my balls checked out by a doctor.

• Oooooooh.

• Ahhhhhhh.

• Is that all? That can’t possibly be the entire sho — OHHHHHH.

• Double OHHHHHH.

• Double AHHHHHH.

• Well, it looks like I need another beer.

Andrew R. Juhl will be three sheets to the wind by his second fifth on the Fourth.






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