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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Share your ideas with your colleagues, and consider forming a partnership with someone you enjoy collaborating with — you will come up with a good plan of attack. Share your past accomplishments, and let your enthusiasm lead the way.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get out, and make new contacts. Socializing for work or pleasure will help you gain confidence and lead to someone who shares your concerns, interests, and aspirations. Love is on the rise. Don’t overreact, overindulge, or overspend.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You may have plenty of good ideas, but if you don’t get the OK from someone in charge first, you may waste your time. Go over every detail, leaving no room for error, before you present what you have to offer.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Fix up your surroundings to suit your needs. Put love at the top of your list whether you are in love or looking for that special someone. Don’t rush a job you’ve been asked to do, or you may overlook something important.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Get involved in a cause, and discuss your thoughts, feelings, and ideas. Sharing with others may be met with some opposition, but in the end, it will help you come up with a plan that will help you reach your goal.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Be careful when it comes to investments or donations. You may feel like making changes, but stick to a budget, or you may end up having serious regrets. Romance is in the stars.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Keep an open mind. Listen to what’s being said and observe how others react. Someone is likely to misinform you or use emotional tactics to get you to do something that isn’t in your best interest. Protect your assets.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don’t sit when you should be sprinting. Get involved in things that will lead to exciting encounters with people who have something to offer. Change is on the horizon, but make sure your motives are pure before taking a leap of faith.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Expand your interests, and satisfy your thirst for knowledge. Interacting with people from all walks of life will give you insight into future trends. Be careful where you leave your money and your belongings. Loss is apparent.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Your charm will attract attention, but if you mislead someone, you will end up in a situation that you’ll regret. Flirting is fun, but emotional deception will hurt your reputation. Stick to the facts, and avoid discord.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Avoid discussions that will lead to disagreements. A situation will easily get blown out of proportion. Stick to important issues that can provide you with information that will help you make good financial decisions. Contracts can be drawn up and signed.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Personal problems will escalate if you don’t stick to the truth. Evading an issue that affects a relationship you have with someone at work or at home will lead to bigger problems. Honesty is the best policy. Speak up, and put it behind you.



Reconsidered Eulogies:

• I’m sorry; the last few days have been a whirlwind. I haven’t had time to properly prepare a eulogy. As such, I’ll be taking questions from the audience.

• Webster’s dictionary defines “heartless dead prick” as …

• What if, instead of *ME* delivering Andrew’s eulogy, *Christopher Walken* and *Jerry Seinfeld* delivered Andrew’s eulogy. I think … it might go … a little something … like this …

• At least we can all take solace in the fact that Andrew is now in a better place. Though, I guess pretty much anywhere *other than* a dead-end alley surrounded by eight unpaid, knife-wielding transvestite streetwalkers is a better place.

• A let us not remember the angry bastard Andrew was near the end of his life but rather the hilarious movie *Christmas Vacation*.

• Andrew was always generous with his friends, sharing what he had, and rarely asking for anything in — IS THAT CORPSE WEARING MY WATCH?

• Andrew always did grab the bull by the horns. Why he insisted on poison-tipping those horns, however, is something none of us may ever completely understand.

• Andrew was like a second father to me. I mean, he was my biological father, but he left my mother the day he found out she was pregnant, so of the only two men I could conceivably call “Dad,” he’s definitely second on that list. Andrew R. Juhl needs more bed before he becomes more morbid.






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