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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get together with friends, neighbors, or people in your community. A kind gesture will help you get the support you need to make changes. Travel, gaining experience, and educational pursuits will help you make wise choices regarding future prospects.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Finish what you start, and take a moment to relax. You will be criticized for your attitude if you aren't a team player. Do what you can to add comfort to your home and to stabilize an important relationship.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): An emotional issue should be dealt with quickly. Your immediate response will make a difference to how others react. Make subtle changes to the way you look, and it will boost your confidence. Using innovative means to complete your work will be applauded.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): There will be plenty of underlying situations that develop today. Let your intuition guide you in the choices you make. Things will not be as they appear, and the wrong assumption can damage your reputation. Don't share personal information.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You can make professional and domestic changes that will improve your life. Put a little muscle behind what you want to achieve, and success will be yours. Getting involved in a cause will lead to new and exciting connections.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Be diplomatic when dealing with colleagues. You will be misinterpreted if you aren't articulate. Emotions will be difficult to hide, but in the end, you will excel if you can show control and handle everyone with dignity.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Learn new skills and pursue information. Making a move mentally or physically will help you feel good about who you are and what you do. Love is on the rise, and making a personal choice will lead to greater happiness.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Be cautious when signing contracts or considering investments. Someone isn't likely to reveal hidden stipulations. Put greater emphasis on your home, family, and life philosophy. A change with regard to work or those you work with will be in your favor.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Being evasive will not help you sidestep personal problems. You are better off to face the music and make the changes necessary to improve your life. Love is on the rise, but doing what's right must be your first consideration.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A unique approach to work will help you gain interest in your pursuit. You will make good decisions that will lead to financial gains. A professional move or a new partnership will have its advantages. Share, and you will prosper.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Focus on getting ahead financially. Tie up any unfinished legal business or medical concerns. The more creative you allow yourself to be, the further you will go. Plan to have some fun with the people who mean a lot to you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Stick to the truth. Embellishing the past will end up hurting you in the future. Problems with someone you want to collaborate with will leave you with a plan that you cannot bring to fruition. Compromise will be necessary.



Why She Won't Go Out With You:

• She's a zealous crusader in the war against fluoride, and your breath is minty fresh.

• Her international spy agency forbids her to reveal her true identity or phone number, even though she totally wants to.

• It was something you said.

• She is legally married to her job, and her job is the jealous type.

• You suffer from what is clinically referred to as "grossness."

• She's in love with the idea of you, but the idea of you is much more handsome.

• You opened with, "You're not exactly my first choice either, but …"

• She doesn't believe you're really "this close to making it big" with your traveling flea circus.

• She is a down-on-her-luck aspiring actress and you are a giant gorilla.

• She hates you because you're friends with her friend's ex-boyfriend's friend.

• She resents you because you're too awesome.

• You're the milquetoast mild-mannered alter ego of the guy she really likes.

• She is agoraphobic. She would go "in" with you, though.

• You're not the last man on Earth. Yet.

• You didn't wear the correct cologne. Try one with a hint of sandalwood next time.

• She doesn't get along with your other wives.

• She thinks she still has a shot with "the prince-guy who married that chintzy Kate Middleton broad."

• You opened with, "I know a great place where we can glean our own fish oil."

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Kit Bryant for the material in today's Ledge.






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