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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep things in perspective. You'll be tempted to overreact, causing a rift with someone important to your future. Think matters through, and use your wit, charm, and diplomacy to endear others to your side instead of pushing them away.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Make whatever you do count. Take part in a cause you believe in. Sign up for any event, activity, or class that will help you further your ideas and plans for a better future. You will attract both personal and professional admirers.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Stop being so trusting. Someone you work with is likely to make you look bad. Take care of your tasks personally. A sudden change regarding your position can be expected. The outcome will depend on how hands-on a job you present.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Share your feelings concerning a situation that needs to be improved. Lay out plans that are easy to incorporate and are within budget. Discussing plans will help ease your mind and give you something to look forward to.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Change will lead to good fortune. Now is not the time to sit idle when you should make crucial moves that will help you manage your investments better and improve your relationships with the people in your life that matter.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Remain calm. It's important not to let anyone think you are feeling uncertain. Sending a positive signal will buy you time to figure out how to proceed and handle the relationships with the people you deal with most personally or professionally.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Embrace change. Use your innovative ideas to outshine anyone who may be after your position. Although you may feel a little insecure, this is not the day to let it show. Speak up, and display what you have to offer.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Follow your heart. Take any opportunity to flaunt your talent. Social events are a must, and they will lead to intriguing contacts. You will encounter someone who is a perfect fit for whatever type of partnership you are looking for.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Make plans to do something exciting. Enjoy the company of those who share your interests. The changes you make at home or regarding work will help you to improve your lifestyle.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Step back, and observe what's going on around you. Use whatever means you have to improve your relationship with colleagues or those you deal with daily. Take time to relax and rejuvenate as the day comes to a close. Romance is highlighted.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Put greater emphasis on investments, long-term goals, and how you can earn more money. Send out your résumé, or check in with people you have worked with in the past — you will get a lead on an interesting prospect.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Emotional deception is apparent. Communicate with clarity and precision to avoid being misinterpreted. Do whatever is necessary to protect your investments and your reputation. Legal matters will turn out in your favor if you stick to the facts.



15 Ways My Fiancée is Like Crack:

• She's the first thing I think of when I wake up.

• She makes my heart race.

• She makes me feel like I can take on anything. Anything.

• Sometimes, she keeps me up all night and makes me sleep all day.

• Wherever she is, a spoon and a lighter are likely also nearby.

• Ever since she came into my life, it's been harder and harder to get to the gym.

• The first time I had her, it was on a street corner and didn't cost me a dime.

• Since then, she's gotten really expensive.

• I like to sneak her into movies and do her in the bathroom before the show starts.

• She's not as pure as originally advertised.

• Because I've been spending an inordinate amount of time on her, my grades and work performance are noticeably slipping.

• I like her, man, but not enough to go to jail for her.

• Because of her, I'm no longer allowed to donate blood or plasma.

• I'm pretty sure my father did her at least once, but he won't admit it.

• I don't think I'll be able to give her up unless I start doing heroin.

Andrew R. Juhl is getting married tomorrow, and that's no joke.






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