|
New Feature! Sudoku below Horoscopes and Ledge, play online or print it out!



ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be creative with your money, but don't be too generous. Good fortune will come from budgeting and investing wisely. Don't allow anyone or anything to pressure you into making a snap decision. Assistance will be provided if you ask.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don't feel the need to make a donation. You have to look out for yourself before you offer charity. Friends and relatives will offer good advice if someone is pressuring you to make a decision.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take the initiative, and move into the fast lane. You can accomplish much if you let your imagination and intuition lead the way. Don't be too eager to part with your money. Check out the fine print before you sign a contract.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Venture in a direction you've never been before. Whether it's surfing the Internet to find information regarding an exotic destination or exploring different philosophies that interest you, the end result will be a chance to try something exciting.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Legal, contractual, and financial matters will all need to be dealt with carefully. Don't allow your emotions to come between you and the right decision. A real estate or domestic matter will turn in your favor if you are reasonable.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Do whatever it takes to stay in the loop regarding matters at work or within your industry. Keeping up will be half the battle when it comes to advancement; the other half will be your ability to get along with your peers.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): New beginnings are heading in your direction and will give rise to all sorts of interesting encounters, both personally and professionally. What you learn through conversations and engaging in events that are geared toward using your skills more diversely will pay off.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Go over your financial papers, and revisit any changes you want to make to your home, lifestyle, or residence. An intuitive connection you have with someone special will help you make the right decision regarding a joint venture.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Listen carefully to a proposal. You have a chance to excel if you ask questions and make a counteroffer. Show your interest as well as your ability to wheel and deal. A positive change at home will add to your entertainment.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Uncertainty will prevail. Don't feel the need to make a decision. Problems while en route or dealing with someone from a different background can be expected. Focus on home, family, and self-improvement. Sticking to what you know and do best is favored.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Money matters can be dealt with, and work-related changes made. Starting a small business or sending out your résumé or going for an interview will bring good results. Networking will lead to new opportunities. Contracts can be signed.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Concentrate on what's important to you. Look over past agreements, and recognize why or where something went wrong. Learning from your mistakes will bring you closer to success. An enticing offer will have strings attached. Think before you act.



Random Thoughts:

• Smart people love getting indignant at stupid jury decisions, not realizing that juries are mostly composed of people too stupid to get out of jury duty. You can't have it both ways, smart people.

• Flipping through channels and finding an episode of "Seinfeld," "Cheers," etc., you've never seen is the 21st century equivalent of finding cash in the pocket of an old pair of jeans.

• Some days, it's good to try to accomplish nothing. Though if you succeed, you've failed. And if you fail, you can try again tomorrow.

• If Joss Whedon were to go on Kickstarter tomorrow and ask for $1 million to build a hospital in Haiti, it wouldn't get funded. BUT, if he were to ask for $1 million to make a new season of "Firefly," he'd likely be 500 percent funded in six hours. This is truly disheartening because Joss Wedon is already rich, and he should just use his own money to make more episodes of "Firefly."

• It's often said that humans only use 10 percent of their brains, but it must've been a human who figured that out, so it's probably wrong.

• It's weird that some people are so ugly that other people instantaneously hate them. I mean, what evolutionary purpose could that have served? "Ogg is so goofy-looking. KILL HIM FOR THE SAKE OF THE CLAN."

Andrew R. Juhl is goofy-looking.






>> Click here to submit an event!

• Book Babies, 10:30 a.m., Iowa City Public Library, 123 S. Linn
• Hallelujah Chorus Sing-Along, noon, UIHC Colloton Atrium
• Chess Group, 1 p.m., Uptown Bill’s, 730 S. Dubuque
• Knitting Nurse, 2-4 p.m., Home Ec Workshop, 207 N. Linn
• First Friday Coffeehouse, Iowa Humane Alliance Fundraiser, 5:30 p.m., Beadology, 220 E. Washington
• Graduate College Commencement Ceremony, 7 p.m., Carver-Hawkeye Arena
Annie, 7:30 p.m., Iowa City Community Theater, Johnson County Fairgrounds, 4265 Oak Crest Hill Road
A Christmas Carol, City Circle, 7:30 p.m., Coralville Center for the Performing Arts, 1301 Fifth St.
• Tallgrass, Iowa Shares Benefit, 8 p.m., Englert, 221 E. Washington
• Item 9 & the Mad Hatters CD Release Party, 9 p.m., Gabe’s, 330 E. Washington
• Salsa, 9 p.m., Wildwood, 4919 Walleye N.E.
• Scholars and Tyrants, 10 p.m., Yacht Club, 13 S. Linn


In today's issue:





 
Privacy Policy (8/15/07) | Terms of Use (4/28/08) | Content Submission Agreement (8/23/07) | Copyright Compliance Policy (8/25/07) | RSS Terms of Use

Copyright © The Daily Iowan, All Rights Reserved.