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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Moderation will be required to avoid mishaps. You can say "no" once in a while and still maintain your status quo. Don't let an argument drive a wedge between you and someone you love. Compromise more, and criticize less.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Show everyone what you have to offer. Dependability and determination are your strengths and can carry you to and beyond your destination. Explore new possibilities, and stabilize important partnerships. Deal with red tape concisely, and avoid being red-flagged.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Assisting people is fine, but do so for the right reason. Having motives behind your do-good attitude will backfire if you aren't honest and upfront about what you are hoping to get in return. Love is in the stars.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Live a little. Participate in networking events or social activities. You'll discover someone you have a lot in common with and share some interesting ideas and plans that will help you reach your personal or professional objectives. Strive for equality.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Engage in conversations that will bring you knowledge or information that can help you make a good decision and an appropriate move. Don't let hype or trends cost you or lead you into an excessive situation. Channel your energy into romance.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Short trips, attending an exhibit, or networking with colleagues will all lead to valuable information and the courage to make some positive changes to the way you live. Someone respected in your community will offer expert advice.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't succumb to demands or forceful action at home or at work. Stand up for your beliefs, but be prepared to make changes as a result of your actions. Weed out what isn't working in your life, and make your move.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Check out different lifestyles, beliefs, and organizations. Expanding your interests will bring you in touch with someone you click with creatively. Do something unusual to your home that will add to your pleasure and attract unusual visitors.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You'll have to dig deep if you want to get all the information you need to make a good decision. Take the initiative, and make domestic changes that will improve your life and your relationships, but don't overspend.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Offer a helping hand or well-thought-out suggestion, but step back if someone wants you to pay for or do the work on her or his behalf. Strive for equality in all your dealings. Don't take on a losing battle.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Listen carefully, and make decisions based on the information you discover. A money deal looks good, and a gift, loan, or offering is heading in your direction. Love is highlighted, and a promise can be made, along with a positive domestic change.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Look over documents and important personal papers. Present your plans to someone who is in a position to help you. A new venture looks promising and may open the door to some fascinating connections. Expand your outlook and your interests.



The "Are you my last roommate?" Quiz:

• Will you thaw ground deer meat on the kitchen counter? On a paper towel? For three days?

• Will you then put the bloody deer meat into the fridge, allowing the bloody deer meat to make a congealed pool in the crisper drawer in addition to the congealed pool that has now affixed the paper towel to the counter?

• Will you then let the bloody deer meat set so long in the fridge that it becomes rancid?

• Will you refuse to throw out the rancid deer meat, and will you get mad at me when I finally do?

• Will you refuse to clean any of the congealed pools of blood in the fridge or on the counter?

• Will you do the above things on a bimonthly basis for roughly a year?

• Will you routinely get up on Fridays before your alarm goes off, dress, lock your bedroom door, and leave the house for the entire weekend while your alarm ceaselessly buzzes and rings until you finally come home?

• When you meet my father, will you imply to him that his son is "probably a fag?"

• Do you think that breaking the window in your bedroom is an acceptable substitute for buying a fan in the summer?

• Will you demand I pay to fix your broken window in the winter because you are "too cold" and I am "the landlord?"

• Why are you such an asshole? Really? Were you bullied in grade school? Well, good.

Andrew R. Juhl will never clean another fridge.






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