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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Diplomacy will be necessary when dealing with the personal or professional people in your life. Listen carefully, and answer mindfully, giving a positive twist to whatever you contribute. It's not so much what you say but how you say it. Romance is highlighted.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don't leave anything to chance. Make sure you have the skills and qualifications for whatever you take on prior to making a commitment. Guard against minor mishaps. Use charm and temptation to get the assistance you need.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Get with it, and get fit. Self-improvement projects will pay off, and helping a cause or someone who has something to offer in return will lead to positive change as long as you don't promise something you cannot deliver.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Partnership problems will develop because of a lack of attention or costly decisions. Find a way to compensate or make alternative arrangements that will please everyone. Keeping the peace will help you stay on schedule and avoid discord.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Make personal changes that will lift your spirits and your confidence. If you look good, you will feel good. Take care of elders, and tend to domestic responsibilities. Invest in your surroundings or plan to make a positive move.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Keep your money and your possessions in a safe place. Don't get involved in joint ventures or offer to donate or pay for someone else. Study your situation thoroughly and make decisions based on facts and figures. Someone's motives look suspicious.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Disagreements are likely to end in a stalemate. Consider your reputation, status, and the emotional consequences that can unfold if you don't strive to compromise. Change is inevitable, so make the most of it. Physical mishaps or minor illness are evident.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Focus on home, family, and improving your living space. Having a good workstation or place to enjoy spending time with loved ones will help add harmony to your environment. Avoid impulsive moves or decisions that can alter an important relationship.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Changes you initiate at home will bring you joy and enhance an important relationship. Do the work yourself, and save money, but don't risk injury doing something that requires an expert. Love is magnified, and romance will bring you closer to someone special.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take a step back; listen and observe today. You'll gain valuable information and bypass making a mistake that can disrupt your plans. Stick close to home, and work diligently on a project that needs to be fine-tuned. Keep the peace.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You can complete deals, settlements, investments, and any other important issue that arises. Making home improvements or altering your current living arrangements will turn out well and benefit you mentally, physically and monetarily. Put more time and effort into love and romance.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Deception is apparent. You may not want to hear the truth or someone might withhold information, but either way, refrain from letting your heart rule your head. Look at the facts, and use common sense. Protect your reputation.



Mid-Year's Resolutions:

• I resolve not to fly to New Zealand for a two-month vacation unless I win a contest in which the prize is a two-month vacation to New Zealand.

• I resolve not to accept free or discounted meat from German truck drivers. Anymore.

• I resolve to stop using my considerable influence in exchange for under-the-table bribes.

• I resolve to start using my considerable influence in exchange for under-the-table brides.

• I resolve to finish what I sta —

•I resolve to stop making "That's what she said" jokes. It's childish and small.

• I reslve 2 use < txt spk.

• I resolve to be more assertive, if that's OK with you; and if it's not, then I can be less assertive, too.

• I resolve to finish writing my first novel before Christmas.

• If I keep the previous resolution, then I also resolve to bring Satan a blanket to keep him warm.

• I resolve to Resolve® more.

• I resolve to stop making endorsements in the Ledge without first performing a thorough background check on the company hiring me. And to perform those background checks I will use Intelius® Verification Services. Intelius: Live in the Know. TM

• I resolve to shave my beard more often (pending her approval, of course).

Andrew R. Juhl resolves to keep it clean, make sure it's long enough, and get it in on time. (That's what she said.)






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