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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get work and personal responsibilities out of the way. Your speed and accuracy will make an impression and leave you in a good mood to enjoy a little fun and relaxation with friends and family. Self-improvement is advised.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Venture out, and socialize with people you can learn from. Gather information in preparation to complete a task or project. Put time aside to show love and appreciation for someone you care about. A kind gesture will bring happiness.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Offering your services or lending a friend or colleague a helping hand will lead to greater opportunities. A change in the way you approach someone or something will be successful. A personal improvement will boost your confidence. Romance is highlighted.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A new hobby or project will bring you in contact with someone who shares your interests. Don't let it disrupt your plans if someone has a change of heart or bails out of an agreement or engagement at the last minute.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Put your ducks in a row, and get your priorities straight. Make a to-do list, and get moving. You'll want to get as much out of the way as possible to enjoy spending time with someone special. Romance will lead to happiness.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Be ready, stay steady, and focus on what needs to be done. Don't let emotional issues creep into your life, deterring you from getting things done and enjoying the people you love to spend time with.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Size up whatever situation you face, and call it as you see it. Don't let anyone bamboozle you into agreeing with something that doesn't sit right with you. Embrace change, and look ahead with optimism. Live, love, and laugh.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Explore new places, and meet interesting people. The ideas you come up with from the experience you encounter will help you make monumental alterations to the way you live. Participate; you will make a difference.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Put your heart into home and family. Having fun with the ones you love and planning special activities that are playful, challenging, and engaging should be your intent. Love is on the rise, and nighttime romance looks promising.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Watch your step. You may be eager to get things done or to go places, but caution is suggested. Minor mishaps, disagreements, and problems with partners can be expected if you are too demanding or intent on getting your way.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take care of your needs. Get back to basics, and schedule a pampering session. Get together with old friends and reminisce. Sharing thoughts, ideas, and plans will lead to good decisions and a push to get exciting new projects underway.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You will face good fortune with regard to investments, your home, and domestic concerns. Get everything in order to help stabilize your life. Expand your interests, and socialize with the people you enjoy being with the most.



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• HBO: It's not TV, it's HBO, which is a channel on your TV.

• RadioShack: You've got questions, we've got salespeople who like to condescend.

• Verizon Wireless: We put in almost a 40-hour work week for you.

• Taco Bell: Think outside grade A-through-D meat.

• Timex: It'll still work after you beat the crap out of it.

• Nike: Just do something … anything.

• Kix: Animal-and-kid-tested, mother-approved.

• Avis: We try harder, which makes it all the more heartbreaking when we fail you miserably.

• Duracell: You can't top the copper top, unless you use gold, which we don't because then our batteries would cost too much for most people to afford.

• Wheaties: The breakfast of champions and everyone else, too. (I mean, hey, we can't all be winners, buddy.)

• Clairol Herbal Essences: It'll make you moan like a cheap prostitute.

• American Express: Don't leave home without it. Or a gun. You know, in case of werewolves.

• Maybelline: Maybe she's born with it, but you're not, so use our products and seethe with inward hatred.

• Sure: Sniff your pits if you're Sure.

• US Army: Be all you can be, unless it's queer.

• Burger King: Take it or leave it.

• The New York Times: News and shit.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Erik J for help with today's Ledge.






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