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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Start anew by making wise choices. Get back into shape. Exercise and a healthy diet will lead to the look you want. If you look good, you'll feel good, and the confidence you project will help you reach your goal.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Think before sharing your thoughts or offering constructive criticism. Emotions will be easily set off if you aren't careful how you handle sensitive situations. Composure, coupled with positive thoughts, will improve your day as well as your relationships with others.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Getting involved in events or activities that allow you to interact and show others what you've got to offer will help you get ahead and make new allies. Show off your skills, and offer your services and suggestions.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't fight the inevitable. Go with the flow, and make the most of what you have to work with. Focus on self-improvement, not trying to change those around you. Positive support will earn far more respect and recognition then criticism.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Engage in events that offer knowledge, education, or interesting facts about people and places. Short trips will spark your imagination and help you discover talents you didn't know you had. Enjoy the moment.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take a moment to go over any concerns or issues you have before taking the plunge and getting involved in something that can be costly emotionally, financially, or physically. Networking will expand your interests and your circle of friends.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't let anyone bring you down. Do what suits you, and put more time into personal improvements. Nurturing a relationship that means a lot to you will ease your stress and help you feel secure and confident moving forward.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Take on a challenge. Focus on competitive activities that will keep you occupied. Someone you are close to will cause you grief if you get into a debate. Don't jeopardize your reputation by getting involved in a no-win situation.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Search as you may for the right information, you will be led astray. Concentrate on home, family, and adding to your personal comfort and convenience. Romance will improve your love life. Go over your assets, and make minor adjustments.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Stick close to home, and work on self-improvement and nurturing important relationships. Delays and problems will surface while traveling or discussing a situation with opposing individuals. Avoid dealing with authority figures or institutions. Stick to simple alternatives in order to keep the peace.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): A job change or looking into an alternate way to make your money stretch will help you budget your affairs and ease your stress. Put romance at the top of your list, and do something that will be sure to please someone you love.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): If you want something, go after it. Taking a proactive approach to health, wealth, and legal concerns will help put matters behind you, allowing you to move forward and set new goals. Money will come to you through an unusual source.



30 Possible Names for My Band Composed Entirely of Statistics Grad Students:

• The 0-1 Box

• Affirming the Antecedent

• Denying the Consequent

• Alternative Hypothesis

• The Logical Conjunction

• Appeal to Ignorance

• Axioms of Probability

• The Bootstrap Estimate

• A Certain Event

• The Square Curve

• Class Boundaries

• A Compound Proposition

• The Confidence Level

• Contrapositive

• The House Edge

• Disjointed Sets

• The Minimax Strategy

• Double-Blind

• The Endpoint Convention

• Nearly Normal

• The Outcome Space

• Secular Trend

• A Simpson's Paradox

• The Payoff Matrix

• Systematic Error

• Positively Skewed

• The Prosecutor's Fallacy

• An Uncontrolled Experiment

• Uncountable

• Degrees of Freedom

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