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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Plan activities, and enjoy time spent with someone who moves you emotionally, mentally, and physically. Interaction with someone special will lead to a change in lifestyle. Push for what you want by using your skills, talents, and expertise.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take the edge off a tense situation by having an heart-to-heart discussion. You will come to the realization that there is more that you can do to make your life better. Don't let anyone use emotional manipulation to lead you astray.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You will feel emotionally drained, confined, or restricted. Take the edge off by following a creative pursuit. Keep your distance from anyone trying to coax you into doing something you don't want to do. Follow your heart, and do your own thing.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Withhold personal information. Protect what you feel and plan to do until you are ready to make your move. Love is on the rise, and making romantic plans will improve your mood as well as please someone you think is special.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You can make a difference. Check out what's going on in your community or drop in on someone you know who is going through a rough period. Your support and suggestions will make you feel good and help you develop a lifelong ally.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You'll face conflicting feelings and a lack of understanding from someone to whom you are emotionally tied. Don't back down; say what's on your mind. Communication will make a difference to the outcome of a situation you face.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Put heart and soul into what you do and say. Love and romance are in the stars, and making sure you do something nice for someone special will help cement your relationship. Follow your heart, and express your feelings.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You will attract attention. Do something that will make you feel good about who you are or the way you look. Pampering or sharing time with someone who looks up to you will give you the confidence to move forward with your plans.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Make alterations to the way you live. Protect your health; don't take unnecessary physical risks. Not everyone you deal with will feel the same way you do. Guard your plans from someone who is likely to meddle.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Stick close to home, and get all the little things done that will make you feel good about your surroundings and life in general. You can please someone you love by being more attentive. Love is highlighted.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Plan to try something new that will add to your enjoyment and entertainment. Taking time to adjust a financial investment will pay off. Home improvements will help bolster your mood and your ability to develop a moneymaking idea you have been mulling over.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Be careful what you say or reveal to others about your financial, legal, or medical situation. An emotional encounter will catch you off guard and may cost you a friendship if deception is detected. Proceed with caution.



Reconsidered Eulogies:

• Andrew never was the kind of man who believed in "brushing his teeth" or "taking his insulin" or "dropping his weapon" when told.

• It would be a comfort to Andrew to know you were all here today. Under your seats, you will each find a hunting knife. The doors have been locked and will not reopen until but one us remains alive. Let the game begin.

• Let us not dwell on how Andrew died but rather, let us celebrate how he LIVED: perpetually consumed by thoughts of his impending, unavoidable death.

• In a sense, Andrew is still here with us. In a better, more literal sense, Andrew is dead. Dead, dead, deady-dead. So very dead. And smelly.

• Many of you know Andrew from his charity work. The soup kitchens, the food banks, the blood drives … just some of the many local charities Andrew used his vast wealth to see abolished.

• Before I give Andrew's eulogy, I'd like to recite some eulogies off of my newest album, The Unmowed Life.

• A lot of people didn't know this, but Andrew was very lonely. He'd often call me and endlessly ramble about his loneliness. Of course, those calls always went to voice mail, because I was out with friends. Also, I'm the only one who showed up today, so I'm leaving.

Andrew R. Juhl needs more bed before he becomes more morbid.






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