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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t let what others tell you twist your thoughts or change your course of action regarding your career objectives or geographical location. A change in the way you deal with someone must not be due to one or both of you overreacting.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Emotions will flare up, helping you express your true feelings and allowing you to come to grips with bothersome personal matters. Set the record straight in order to build a better relationship with those you confront.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Keep your personal matters out of the workplace. Conflicts will develop if you are too open and trusting. Add a unique touch to your work, and do your best to get along with everyone you deal with.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Help a cause or someone in need, but don’t make promises that will lead to a problem in your personal or professional life. A disagreement with someone important to you will not be easy to reverse. Diplomacy is required.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You will feel uncertain about your future if you let your emotions take over. Make changes that will help bring your confidence and your qualifications to a higher level. What you learn now will encourage you to apply for better positions.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Speak up, take note, and do your best to make improvements. Socializing and taking part in events and activities that will help you grow personally and professionally will bring good results. Making plans with someone special will lead to greater happiness.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Do whatever it takes to stabilize your home and your personal financial situation. Size down or add value to your surroundings. Invest in you and your ability to bring in more money. Don’t overreact; do something that will improve your world.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A problem you face will not go away unless you address it head-on. Speak up, and make suggestions that will improve your relationships with others, as well as make your surroundings more convenient. Stop complaining, and do what needs to be done.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’ll face someone using questionable tactics to get you to do things differently. It’s OK to make changes, but only if you do so for the right reason. Don’t do anything that might cause problems with an authority figure or your personal health.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You’ve got all the right moves, so don’t take detours that might lead you astray. Say what’s on your mind and reveal your next move. Put time aside for romance, and you will improve your love life.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t let what others say get you down. Added responsibilities may be dumped in your lap, but if you handle them efficiently, you will still have time to do your own thing. You will learn something from a romantic experience you encounter.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Believe in what you are doing and you will get ahead. Your contributions to an organization that has something to offer in return will pay off. Contracts, settlements, and financial and legal matters can be resolved in your favor.

Increasingly apparent signs that Robin might need a therapist:

• “Holy buckets of pudding, Batman.”

• “Holy tears of a clown, Batman.”

• “Holy ominous rain clouds that never seem to let me be, Batman.”

• “Holy repressed memories of witnessing my parents’ death, Batman.”

• “Holy walking up walls is an obvious metaphor for my excessively abnormal lifestyle, Batman.”

• “Holy The Penguin reminds me of my uncle my parents would never leave me alone with after that one time, Batman.”

• “Holy seriously, Batman, do you ever cry deep into the night, only to finally fall asleep out of exhaustion on your salt-stained pillows?”

• “Holy wingless angels who cry never-ending streams of blood, Batman.”

• “Holy cow, have you ever noticed how much Barbara Gordon looks like my mother, Batman?”

• “Holy … holy hell, Batman. Why are we even here? I mean, does what we do in Gotham even make a lick of difference? I … I’m just not sure that it does. I need a stiff drink, Bruce.”

• “Holy put a sock in it, Bruce. What do you care if people know you’re Batman? Bruce Wayne is Batman. BRUCE WAYNE is BATMAN. Ha. Now it’s out there. Just try getting it back.”

• “Holy — *hic* — holy — *hic* — holy tat-o-nine-cails, Matbam. *Hic*”

• “Holy crap, Batman. I’m going back to bed. Wake me up when something — anything — matters. ALFRED.? Where’s my Scotch.?”

Andrew R. Juhl thinks Nightwing is the better superhero, anyhow.

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