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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Playful action will draw positive attention. A change in a relationship will bring you closer together. Don't let peer pressure or someone's jealousy stand between you and your happiness. Consistency will help you avoid interference and establish greater security.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Do your research, learn all you can, and discuss your options with someone you trust to give you solid suggestions. Don't let anyone make you feel guilty. Do what you can, but put your personal responsibilities first.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Stay on top of what others are doing. Taking action in order to ensure that whatever job you are assigned is done to the best of your ability will keep you out of trouble and deter someone from trying to make you look bad.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Look over your personal papers, and confirm any documentation that has been requested. Don't feel obliged to honor a favor if what's being asked of you is not within reason. Establish your position by being honest about the way you feel.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Keep moving. The less time you have to indulge in melodramas at work or at home, the better. Focus on personal change that will enable you to get ahead. A short trip will lead to valuable information.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Use your head, and network all you can. The connections you make will help you find your niche. Exploring interesting concepts with someone unique will lead to a close relationship that will enable you to improve your position and your reputation.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A change of plans must not upset you. Follow through regardless of what others do. Interact with people you meet along the way, and you will discover how much you have to offer. Don't let an emotional relationship hold you back.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Avoid emotional encounters. Focus on creative endeavors and short trips that will add to your cultural awareness. Love is in the stars, and romance will help to ease any stress you've been harboring. Self-improvement will boost your confidence.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Honesty will be required if you want to avoid an emotional setback with someone close to you. You are best to consider making positive changes at home. Physical activities will help ease tension and boost your confidence and your reputation.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Set your plan in motion, but don't interfere in what others are doing. Keeping the peace will buy you the freedom you need to do your own thing. Doing more and saying less will be your ticket to success.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Look at the past, and use what you have experienced in order to reach your future goals. A change in the way you earn your living or make your money work for you will bring benefits that will stabilize your life.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Strive to secure and stabilize your personal, financial, and emotional life. Explore creative avenues, and join forces with people you know can contribute to what you want to do. Reconnect with someone you miss and want back in your life.



General and Unsolicited Advice:

• You know all those selfies you take, then either delete or never, ever show anyone? That's what you actually look like to other people.

• If you want to accomplish great things in life, it's important to remember that the Hero's Journey is seldom taken at a leisurely stroll.

• For the record, you're going to need a turntable and decent speakers at some point.

• Just ask yourself this simple question: "Do I want an open or closed casket funeral?" After that, the rest of your decisions get quite a bit easier.

• Need to improve your conversational interviewing and question asking skills? Google it.

• If you hate a person that is constantly correcting you, then who you should really hate is the person WHO is constantly correcting you.

• Relationships work best when both sides share the same opinions on the following three topics: casual-dining restaurants, karaoke, and morning sex. (Take THAT, Match.Com.)

• I'll give you the single greatest piece of advice my therapist ever gave me: "Sir, for the last time, I am not your therapist. I'm a barista at Caribou Coffee, and I'm afraid that I must insist you put your pants back on and leave, now." Those words have gotten me through some really tough times.

Andrew R. Juhl suggests you take a whiskey-tasting class and study hard for the finals.






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