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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Refuse to let petty comments or disruptions stop you from enjoying life and having fun. An aggressive approach to social events and interaction with people will lead to interesting proposals or moneymaking opportunities. A change to your living arrangements will be beneficial.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You'll face frustrating situations with friends, relatives, or neighbors. Look for an investment that can help you save money or improve your skills or the services you can offer. Put time aside to appease the youngsters and seniors in your life.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Separate your business from your personal life. Don't trust someone offering too much and asking for too little. Make changes based on what will help you the most. Your actions will draw enough attention and support to move you forward.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Stick to your original plan. Interference is apparent and will only lead to confusion and uncertainty. Stay focused on the task you want to accomplish, and don't stop until you reach your destination. Your strength will be in your ability to follow through.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Make plans to have fun. Getting together with old friends or sharing your thoughts with your peers will lead to better relationships and strong alliances. Positive changes at home will improve your surroundings and add to your entertainment.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Be wary of anyone trying to coerce you into making a snap decision regarding a financial, legal, or medical matter. Get all your facts straight first. After all, you will have to answer for the outcome that unfolds.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Ask questions, and dig deep to find out as much as you can about family, background, traditions, and anything else that will help you improve your personal life. Communication will be key to developing a warm and loving relationship with someone special.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Consider a situation that has influenced your work and future prospects. Understanding what's changing and how you can update your skills in order to fit in will help you feel secure. Improvements at home should be geared toward an updated workspace.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Find out the facts, and move on swiftly. Don't waste time on accusations or feeble rumors. Focus on home, family, and making the changes that will ensure your happiness and a brighter future. Take action instead of just talking about your plans.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Stick close to home, and be very observant. Back away from any situation that appears to be out of control. An unpredictable individual will lead you astray. Get your information straight, and make the right choice.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Step outside your comfort zone if it will help you get ahead. Be progressive, and look at the financial factor and benefits of an opportunity that arises. You have more to offer than you realize, and you should shoot for advancement.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Be careful how you handle emotional situations. A problem will develop if you haven't been completely honest regarding your motives. Stabilize your situation by expressing exactly what you want to see develop and your plan to make it happen.



Andrew R. Juhl, Professor of Letters:

• Dear Craftmatic Salesman: Your adjustable beds are nice, and I'm sure I'd sleep better in one of them. But I don't have the $2,800 you say you'll charge me for a queen-sized model. That price is ridiculous. I don't have that kind of money to spend on a bed, and I don't know anyone who does. How do you even sleep at night? Oh. Right.

• Dear Netflix: How about a "private mode" that lets a guy sneak episodes of shows he's supposed to watch with his partner? NOT THAT I WOULD DO THIS, OF COURSE.

• Dear My Cell Phone's Auto-Correct: If the word I typed was a real word, then don't change it to another real word just because you think that's what I really meant. I get enough of that shit from my girlfriend.

• Dear My Family When We Out For Pizza: Picking which pizza to order, even by committee, should not take longer than making one from scratch.

• Dear New Parents: I do not care nor need to know how many inches long your babies are; I will not be making them any suits.

• Dear Mom: When you spend the first eight minutes of every phone called demanding to know why I don't call more often, you're answering your own question.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Jayne Sanderson for contributing to today's Ledge.






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