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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Handle domestic problems delicately. Complaints and aggressive behavior will stir up emotions and cause regrettable encounters. Kindness, consideration, and affection will solve any problem you face much faster and without resentment. Money will come from an unusual source.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Getting involved in a cause you believe in will not only bring you satisfaction, it will also help you develop new friendships that can lead to new projects and possible partnerships. Talks may be heated, but they will also be resourceful.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Options offered may not be as good as portrayed. Before you decide to get involved in a joint venture, do your research. You may be better off doing your own thing. Someone is likely to take advantage of your knowledge and your connections.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): An adventure, a day trip, or organizing an industry event will give others a glimpse of what you are capable of doing and how much fun you can be. Your memory and creative talent will not let you down. Love is highlighted.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Make changes to your home. A change of scenery will do you good and help you rethink the options you've been given. Picking up information that can help you make a good decision will also put your mind at ease.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take responsibility for those you love. Your gesture will be appreciated. Keep in mind that charity begins at home and be wary of anyone asking for a donation for a cause you know little about. Be smart with your cash.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Partnerships will be under fire. Be careful how you deal with comments, complaints, and criticism. Keep emotions in check, and try not to overreact. The less said, the better. Affectionate actions will bring far better results.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Express your feelings, and share your plans for the future in your personal life, but stay within boundaries when dealing with work-related matters. Going over someone's head professionally can lead to problems. Don't take a physical risk.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Check your motives before going ahead. The wrong reason will eventually lead to a problem between you and the person or plan you have committed to honor. Get your house in order before you take on added responsibilities.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A quiet approach to whatever you do or whomever you deal with will get the best response. Start whatever you can on your own, and when you have something viable to present, let your work speak for you. Reunite with an old friend.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Make an effort to improve your life. Look back at your life and the things you enjoyed doing most, and find a way to incorporate them into a moneymaking service. Follow your heart.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Invest in yourself and your future. Get out, and socialize with people you find interesting. Your commitment to do and be your best will attract attention. Love is on the rise, and romance is in the stars. Make personal improvements.



General and unsolicited advice:

• Most people who live their lives without remorse eventually regret the decision.

• If you're ever in a relationship that you really want to last, it's important for you and your partner to sit down as early as possible and have an open, honest discussion regarding your thoughts about Kids in the Hall.

• It's almost Cinco de Mayo, so if you're white, make sure you've got plans to go out drinking that night, because only an idiot would pass up the chance to get Monday-drunk on behalf of a culture they're not a part of for reasons they don't really understand.

• Eventually, the novelty wears off.

• If you ever feel like you've lost any sense of child-like wonder, try to get it back by blowing bubbles in your gin and tonic.

• Four out of five computer viruses happen because people double click too slowly.

• "What's that smell?" is a game without winners.

• If you ever want to know how you smell to other people, just take a DEEP whiff of your home next time you return from a weeklong vacation.

• Don't believe what most people say about carrots and improved eyesight. Take it from me; I've been eating a pound of carrot cake every day for years, and I still need to put on glasses just to find my diabetes meds.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Jayne Sanderson and Becca Robinson for contributing to today's Ledge.






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