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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take care of any pending personal problems that affect your home or personal finances. A rash decision based on unsolicited information will make matters worse. Listen carefully, but don't make a move just yet. Focus on home improvement, not domestic disaster.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You won't have enough information to make a good decision. Do what you can to help others and to make the most of the relationships you have. Draw on the good qualities friends and peers have to secure joint ventures.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't trust a sales pitch that promises personal perfection. Find ways to make improvements without getting into a costly expense that is likely to disappoint you. Helping others will bring satisfaction, but don't try to buy favors or love.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Use your imagination and creativity, and you'll find an outlet that can also bring you extra cash. Friendships may be questioned if someone puts demands on you. Networking with people who share your concerns will lead to better friendships.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Stand up, and face opposition head-on. You won't make everyone happy, but you will get things done. Change is overdue, and setting your sights on your goals will ensure that you reach your destination successfully. Actions will bring good results.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Changing your mind or dealing with someone who is inconsistent will lead to loss. Do your part to keep the momentum flowing and your goals in sight. A change in the way you treat someone will lead to a unique relationship.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Stay calm. The best way to handle anyone or a situation that arises is to be observant. Learn from experience, and anticipate how others will react by the performance displayed under similar circumstances. Act accordingly.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Expand your mind and your awareness. A philosophic approach to what others do and say will give you an edge and help you take control of a situation that can influence your professional position. A unique lifestyle change will satisfy your needs.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't let your curiosity lead you astray. Follow the path that allows you to use your talent and abilities skillfully. Have some fun, but don't try to be something or someone you are not. Money will come from an unexpected source.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Stick close to home, and avoid taking risks of any kind. Problems surrounding your relationship with a peer, friend, or lover will escalate if you aren't willing to listen to the complaints being made. Be fair and willing to forgive.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Rely on where you come from and how you were raised to guide you in the right direction. A gift or financial gain is apparent, but it will come at an emotional cost. Stick to a plan and a reasonable budget.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Refuse to let someone take over or push you in a direction not suited to getting the results you want. Put your signature on whatever you do. Follow through with your ideas and plans regardless of opposition. Love is on the rise.



Minimalist Wisdom:

Gold glitters.

Apples are good for you.

Beware of Greeks.

Blood is thick.

Don't bite hands.

Don't cut off your nose.

Don't throw the baby.

Don't use a hatchet to remove a fly.

Fight fire.

Don't plant thorns.

Scorned women are angry.

Wear shoes that fit.

Get out of hot kitchens.

Never loving at all sucks a bunch.

Light candles, and don't swear.

Don't kill geese.

Oaks grow from acorns.

Trust lightweight people.

Power corrupts.

Kettles are black.

Swords are mighty.

The road to Hell is paved.

Suckers are born.

Omelets are made from eggs.

An eye for a tooth.

A bird in the hand is worth something.

A journey of a single step is completed with a single step.

Andrew R. Juhl can lead a horse to water.






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