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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A practical approach at work will help you avoid criticism. You may feel pressured by someone trying to push you in a direction you don't want to go. Anger will not help your situation, but doing a good job will.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take a break, go shopping, or get together with someone you find interesting. Sharing your ideas and intentions with someone special will lead to plans for the future. A day trip will help you make a decision that will change your lifestyle.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Emotions will flare up, causing a misunderstanding. Don't leave anything to chance. You are best to make your position clear and to make your move swiftly. Someone will do you a favor that will help you get out of a sticky situation.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Refuse to let anyone sidetrack you. Focus on your problems, not on what others want you to do. Once you firm up your plans, you will have more time to help others. Your interest in someone or something unusual will help stabilize your life.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Choose something out of the ordinary, and you will learn from the experience you encounter. The people you meet and the challenges you face will stimulate you, as well as push you to make positive personal changes.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You may want to help others, but don't offer money or sign agreements that will have lasting repercussions. Uncertainty is the enemy, and knowledge is your friend. Find out the facts before you take a leap of faith.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Accept a challenge, and push to get your way. A partnership will lead to an exciting prospect. Offer something unique, and you will raise your income and your standard of living. Let the past go and the future entice you.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your home is your castle. Build the environment that will make you feel comfortable and able to follow through with your dreams, hopes, and wishes. Love is on the rise, and building a close relationship will lead to greater happiness.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't share personal information. Rumors and gossip will make you look bad. Make positive changes at home that will rid you of any bad feelings or poor reputation. It's important to maintain your integrity if you want to get ahead.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Consider your options, but don't jump into something unless you are confident that the outcome will favor you. There is too much at stake, and it's apparent someone is trying to broadside you. There is no room for error.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your ideas are sound and your plans exciting. Step up, make your announcement, and you will get the backing you need. Have confidence in your ability to change your direction and capture your dreams. A celebration is in order.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Make special plans. Use your imagination, and find an obscure destination or spot where you can enjoy the company of someone you love. Catching someone off guard will help you see the motives behind what's being offered in return.

Reconsidered Eulogies:

• I'm sorry; the last few days have been a whirlwind. I haven't had time to properly prepare a eulogy. As such, I'll be taking questions from the audience.

• Webster's dictionary defines "heartless dead prick" as …

• What if, instead of ME delivering Andrew's eulogy, Christopher Walken and Jerry Seinfeld delivered Andrew's eulogy. I think … it might go … a little something … like this …

• At least we can all take solace in the fact that Andrew is now in a better place. Though, I guess pretty much anywhere other than a dead-end alley surrounded by eight unpaid, knife-wielding transvestite streetwalkers is a better place.

• A let us not remember the angry bastard Andrew was near the end of his life but rather the hilarious movie Christmas Vacation.

• Andrew was always generous with his friends, sharing what he had and rarely asking for anything in — IS THAT CORPSE WEARING MY WATCH?

• Andrew always did grab the bull by the horns. Why he insisted on poison-tipping those horns, however, is something none of us may ever completely understand.

• Andrew was like a second father to me. I mean, he was my biological father, but he left my mother the day he found out she was pregnant, so of the only two men I could conceivably call "Dad," he's definitely second on that list.

Andrew R. Juhl needs more bed before he becomes more morbid.

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