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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't leave anything to chance. You may be on edge both at work and at home if you are feeling paranoid. Be patient and tolerant. Choose unusual ways to present what you can offer and you'll win points.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Communication and doing your best to lend a helping hand will separate you from the crowd. Your offerings and your concern will bring you closer to someone you want to get to know better. Romance is highlighted.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Protect your reputation at work, and cover your tracks at home. You should be goal-oriented today, taking a serious approach to your work and how much you can accomplish. Your resources are far greater than you realize.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Control your emotions. You are just as likely to swing one way as another. Put your efforts into creative endeavors, self-improvement, and stabilizing your life position and future. Debates and arguments will only result in loss and depression. Make love, not war.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Embrace change, but don't let it cost you. Your intent should be to save and invest in something that will bring you a high return. Be creative, and use your imagination. The way you handle your personal affairs will make a difference.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Volunteering to help others will lead to opportunities. An unusual situation will develop with someone who can offer you unique ideas or a proposition that will enhance your personal life. Romance will bring you closer to someone special.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A risk will lead to regret. Focus on your relationships with the people you deal with daily. It's important to nurture and to keep the peace. A change may be required and compromise a necessity. Defuse an argument with a compliment.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Look for more ways to use your creative skills. Diversification and expanding some of your old ideas and concepts to fit the changing times will pay off. Love is highlighted, and changes to the way you live will bring you greater happiness.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Money matters and legalities must be handled with care. Impulsive action must be controlled and a strategy put in place. An unfortunate situation with someone will develop and must be handled diplomatically if you want to avoid a setback.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Listen carefully, and don't react until you are fully aware of all the implications being made. A sudden change can lead to an argument and an irreversible situation with someone important. Protect your alliances with those you trust.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Be prepared to lend a helping hand and to make changes to compensate for a shortcoming you didn't expect. Your ability to adapt and work quickly to fix anything that has the potential to go wrong will make an impression. Live and learn.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Look at your options, and make choices that will help you use your ideas and expand your interests. Love is on the rise, and socializing and discussing your secrets with someone you care about will bring you closer together.



Reconsidered Eulogies:

• Let us remember Andrew for what he gave to the world: a new, legally mandated warning on ALL toasters, cucumbers, and tubs of Vaseline.

• Andrew touched so many of us. So … so many of us. After this morning's service, HR representatives will be available to take your statements.

• And so, as we say goodbye to Mr. Juhl, we say hello to the incredibly sexy and newly single former Mrs. Juhl. HOT DAMN, SHE LOOKS GOOD IN BLACK, DOESN'T SHE?!

sniff And … now, here's sniff John, with the … sniff Channel 3 Doppler 4 Accu-Weather 5-Day Forecast.

• Charles Bukowski wrote "Find what you love, and let it kill you." It took Andrew over 30 years, but he finally found what he loved: riding unicycles while juggling flaming machetes. And so, it came as quite some shock when he fell from that water tower.

• I can't help but feel partially responsible for Andrew's death. I invited him on that hunting trip. I sent him into that tree stand. I shot him in the back, then texted his wife, "It is done, my Love." But alas, as times goes by, we learn not to blame ourselves.

• One could say, a little piece of Andrew remains in all of us. Well, all of us who ate the hors d'oeuvres passed at wake, anyway.

Andrew R. Juhl needs more bed before he becomes more morbid.






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