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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Do whatever it takes to stabilize your position and enhance your reputation at work. Refrain from making impulsive moves or decisions that can jeopardize your domestic scene or your relationship with someone special. An idea that is profitable will grab your attention.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Discussions that are meant to help someone in need will make a difference to the outcome of a situation that has been ignored in the past. Attending a reunion or getting together with an old friend will be eye-opening.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Make changes if you feel it is necessary. Taking action and following through with a promise will help you avoid complaints. Don't be led astray by someone withholding information. Find out firsthand what's expected of you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Make plans to do something unusual or get involved in something that allows you to learn about different beliefs, cultures, or lifestyles. A challenge that entails physical strength can lead to injury. Proceed with caution.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Do your best to bring about changes that will benefit friends, relatives, or neighbors. Attending community meetings or events will allow you to take a leadership position. Express your thoughts and your intentions. Love is in the stars.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A good idea coupled with a detailed presentation will help you attract interest in something you want to pursue. Double-check all the information you gather before you make a promise or commitment. Confusion can lead to a false impression.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Sign up for an activity, event, or something entertaining. You can improve your relationship with special people if you do things together. Having fun with the youngsters in your life or planning a family outing or trip is favored.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Finding financial solutions may not be as easy or straightforward as hoped. An investment that's suggested isn't likely to be as lucrative as you've been told. Stick to proven means and methods when it comes to money, health, and legal matters.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Keep your thoughts to yourself. Someone will misinterpret what you are trying to say. Focus on home, family, and fixing up your digs to suit your needs. Add to your entertainment center, but be careful not to overspend in the process.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Say little, especially if you are dealing with a friend, neighbor, or relative. You are best to give others the benefit of the doubt and go about your business. Don't let someone's uncertainty confuse you. Do what you know works best for you.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Make positive changes regarding how you earn your money, and you will raise your standard of living. Put love and romance at the top of your list, and you will improve your personal life and future. A long-term investment will pay off.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Resurrect an old plan, and revise it to fit your current situation. Use your skills in a unique way in order to raise your income. Discuss your plans, and you will get the help you need to move forward.



Reconsidered Eulogies:

• Andrew was a man who played by his own rules, including in traffic. Thus, the closed casket.

• I come here today not to praise Andrew … because I could think of no intellectually honest way to do so.

• Got 'r done.

• In accordance with Andrew's wishes, he has been cremated. He fought like hell, but after we got the furnace door shut, there wasn't much he could do about it.

• First and foremost, I would like to apologize for my erection …

• Andrew was the type of man who was always knee deep in the hoopla sinking in the fight, who was always playing corporation games, who counted the money underneath the bar, who rode the wrecking ball in to our rock guitars. Now, let's pause to remember him as Marconi plays the Mamba.

• Andrew always wanted to see the world, and — though perhaps a bit too literally — his parachute obliged.

• Andrew didn't live long enough to see the end of the "Song of Ice and Fire" series, so that blood is also on your hands, George R.R. Martin.

• This is how Andrew would have wanted it: trapped in an ornate box and covered with dirt while we all eat cold cuts and make small talk about the weather.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Tom Brantseg, Scott Alan Lewis, Shawn Harmsen, Sarah Nebel Pederson, Erik S. Johnson, and Matt Larson for contributing to today's Ledge.






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