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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take the plunge, and get into the groove. It's time to get fit and fabulous. Sign up for a rigorous routine that will help you look and be your best, both mentally and physically. Any challenge should be welcomed.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Share your feelings. Taking care of the needs of others will help you put your life in perspective. Dealing with matters concerning older or younger people in your life will be rewarding. An important partnership will develop.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Prepare to make last-minute changes based on what others do or say. Don't expect everyone to be honest or give you a proper assessment of a situation you face. Do your own fact-finding, and make your choices based on your needs.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Take on an interesting project or challenge that someone presents. Your ability to think outside the box will help you grab the attention of someone with clout. Discussions will help put you in control. Avoid taking on too much.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Jumping from one thing to another may suit you just fine, but it will make those around you nervous. A deal or contract will favor you as long as you keep your emotions hidden. Home improvements will make your life more entertaining.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Turn up the volume, and take on whatever comes your way. Show your mental and physical abilities. You can stabilize your position among your peers and colleagues. A change in an important relationship will add to your happiness.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Feeling free to come and go as you please and to enjoy friends who offer excitement and adventure will keep you satisfied and enthusiastic about the future. Overspending will be your downfall. Find a way to have fun without being extravagant.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Make important changes at home that will help you accomplish personal goals and expand your interests and friendships. A different lifestyle will help you manage what you want to do with what you are responsible for. Use your imagination.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Get your work out of the way, and get on with more enjoyable pastimes. An investment may interest you, but the information you are given will not divulge how high a risk you will be taking. Proceed with caution.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't leave anything to chance. If you leave anything unfinished, you will face complaints and opposition. Stick close to home, and work hard to complete what's expected of you; you will avoid a dispute. Accomplishment will make you feel good.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Put what you want in writing. Draw up contracts, and negotiate your position. You will win in the end if you have a solid plan of action. Socializing is highlighted. Getting together with an old friend will bring back fond memories.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A money matter or joint venture will create turmoil. Back up, and view your situation from a different angle. Use your imagination, and you will come up with a solution that will be acceptable. Listen, observe, and take a smart position.



Questions I've Asked Myself Recently:

• Isn't it ironic that we spend our summers trying to kill as many mosquitoes as possible, but every winter it is the mosquitoes who we turn to in our times of greatest need?

• In the throes of passion, have the words "Schtup me" ever been shouted, or is that phrase reserved more for describing past actions?

• I know it's normal for a guy to name his testicles, but is it still OK if I call mine "Pamela" and "Jillian?"

• Is there a way I can monetize asking if there's a way to monetize something?

• Is it really so rude to continue mumbling "no whammies, no whammies, no whammies …" throughout a first date?

• Do some of the people following me on Twitter not understand that I'm a comedian/humor writer and just think I enjoy writing weird, obvious lies?

• Why does my psychotherapist keep telling me that all my dreams are boring and I'm secretly in love with my best friend?

• Father's Day is only once a year because that's how often your father says he loves you, right?

• Why won't the casting director for "Orange is the New Black" consider my offers to take over Laura Prepon's character seriously? Am I not butch enough? Should I be sending more than 50 emails per day, despite the debilitating hand cramps?

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Jayne Sanderson for contributing to today's Ledge.






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