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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You'll be asked for advice, but meddling will lead to bad feelings. Listen, show interest, but don't get involved. You are best to work on your own personal issues for now. A love relationship will be enriched if you are affectionate.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): An emotional situation should be dealt with discreetly. Sharing too much personal information will leave you in a vulnerable position. Offering to help someone is fine, but don't go overboard, or you will be taken for granted.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Put your charm, creativity, and flirtatious personality to work for you, and you will find a way to reach your goal. Love is on the rise. Spend a romantic evening with someone special.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Put your memory to work, and you will come up with answers and solutions based on experience that make you look like a genius. Don't let anyone acting irrational control a situation that requires steady, reasonable, and responsible action.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't make too many changes unless you have worked out every little detail. If you make a mistake, you can rest assured it will be costly. Physical activities will help you blow off steam and lower your stress.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Your focus should be on learning and discovering cultural or spiritual differences. Sharing with people from all walks of life will help you make a decision that will point you in a new direction. Follow your heart when dealing with relationships.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A resourceful outlet will be your best friend. Get the answers you need before making a decision. Someone will try to railroad you into doing something you will regret. Love is on the rise, and romantic plans should be put into play.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Take good care of your health and your home. Don't take a risk based on a sales pitch that has little merit. Do something creative; it will occupy your time, keep you out of trouble, and lead to an unusual opportunity.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Situations will escalate quickly if you aren't explicit in your assessment and description of what's taking place. You may be inclined to make unexpected changes; before doing so, get the OK from anyone affected by your decision.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Keep your head down and your thoughts to yourself. You'll be judged by what you say and do. Someone you least expect will turn out to be your ally. Keep your business and personal life separate — you'll avoid interference.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Step up, and do your share. Being a team player will help you advance. A change in the way you make or handle your money will help you raise your standard of living. Consider making a move or fixing up your residence.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Focus on contracts, settlements, investments, and any dealings you have with institutions or government agencies. You can make headway if you take a different approach to the way you manage your personal affairs. An emotional situation will turn in your favor.



The Internet's Deepest Fears:

• "… a guy cheating on me with someone who works in a kiosk at the mall."

• "… that I'm going to have a child, and this child will want to buy every new Madden game."

• "… looking into a mirror and seeing someone behind me."

• "… being in the middle of the ocean and a whale swims directly under me."

• "… that one day autocorrect will turn my 'What's up, bro?' text into 'What's up, boo?' "

• "… that one day I'll meet God, He'll sneeze, and I won't know what to say."

• "… that someone figures out I'm pooping while I'm talking to them."

• "… that someone will secretly install a camera in my car and record the things I do and say while driving."

• "… taking a shot out of a shot glass with a quarter at the bottom and choking."

• "… that when I ask teachers for college recommendation letters, they will all say 'No,' and push me into the ocean."

• "… that guys are going to start wearing silk shirts again."

• "… having my period on my wedding day."

• "… being forced to shave my teeth."

• "… to be the only cheerleader without a husband and also my penis is on fire."

Andrew R. Juhl produced this Ledge by Googling "My deepest fear is" and selecting the best results.






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