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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Put your skills to the test. Don't get upset over trivial matters. Focus and make every moment count. Speak with confidence, and you will get your way in the end. Romance and passion will improve your personal life.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Make suggestions based on your past experience. Don't count on others when taking a leadership position will bring higher returns. Express your thoughts, and follow through with your plans. Don't depend on others to handle your responsibilities. Follow your instincts and win.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Diligence is key. Do what must be done, and ask questions if you don't like the way things are going. Deception is apparent, and excess will lead to financial loss or a poor reputation. Focus on being and doing your very best.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Organize and make sure you are fully prepared before you jump into a situation or make impulsive changes. Emotions will skyrocket if you let the little things get to you. Focus on being creative as well as keeping the peace.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't mess with rules or those in a position of authority. Stick to what you know, and be responsible for what you do. It's your ability to get things done that will keep you out of trouble and heading in a positive direction.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Size up each situation you face. Determine your best plan of attack, and concentrate on moving ahead until you feel you've reached your goal. Networking will open doors and encourage partnerships. Share your concerns and your intentions.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Avoid criticism by following through with any promises you make or responsibilities you take on. Avoid taking drastic measures if it will upset your domestic scene or an important partnership. Incorporate suggestions from others in order to keep the peace.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Raise your standards. Refuse to let anger get the better of you. Take on and complete whatever task you are given, but focus on the activities, events, or endeavors that bring you greater satisfaction and joy. Home improvements will pay off.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You'll have to navigate your way through all the information you are given. Weed out anything that sounds too far-fetched. Sticking to the basics will enable you to reach your destination with the least amount of interference.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Question anyone trying to coerce you into doing something that doesn't feel right. Follow your intuition, and make decisions based on what you know, as well as experience. Emotional manipulation is apparent. Don't overreact.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Set your sights on what you want, and go after your goals. A healthy, positive, go-getter attitude will impress some and threaten others. Do your best, and don't be afraid to negotiate on your own behalf. Love is on the rise.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Attitude will make the difference when it comes to dealing with touchy subjects. Letting your emotions lead the way will backfire. Take a cautious and controlled approach to anything that has the potential to be unpredictable.



My Perfect Day:

• 6:30 a.m.: Wake-up call from boss, telling me office burned down and I get three months paid vacation.

• 8 a.m.: Breakfast (three Bacon, Egg, and Cheese McGriddles with a large Cherry Coke (made with grenadine).

• 10 a.m.: Go to gym, kick personal trainer in the jimmysack, get a strawberry banana smoothie.

• 10:30 a.m.: Breakfast (Stuffed French Toast at iHop with a Starbucks White Chocolate Mocha).

• 12:01 p.m.: Matinee showing of literally any current movie, so long as there's nobody else in the theater, and also I have four fingers of Scotch because now it's the afternoon — so technically, I don't have "a problem."

• 3 p.m.: Doctor calls to inform me that my semen cures all known STDs.

• 3:30 p.m.: Light snack of pancakes, bacon, toast, eggs, sausage, waffles, and Scotch.

• 5 pm: Limo to the casino, immediately win so much money at roulette that manager asks me to leave; respond by kicking manager in the jimmysack and laying gastronomical waste to the casino's omelet bar.

• 6:30 p.m.: Lay-down a 90-second, sonorous fart that smells like oatmeal cookies.

• 7 p.m.: Personal advanced screening of the new "Game of Thrones" season in my living room, attended by Peter Dinklage, Emelia Clarke, Rory McCann, and Hodor (in character). Steak and eggs made on request by a ball-gagged Guy Fieri. Sponsored by Glenlevit.

• 11 p.m.: "Andrew, you're one seriously cool dude," says Hodor.

Andrew R. Juhl wants to know what your perfect day would look like.






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