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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't let impulse get the better of you. Take a moment to decipher all the angles before you make an impromptu decision that can affect your reputation, status, or position. A partnership or collaboration will help you stay on track.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Stick to your principles, and follow through with the plans you have in place. Someone you have worked with in the past will have a lead or want to do you a favor, but double-check the information or ask for an offer in writing.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Put your efforts into work, money, getting along with your colleagues, and applying for any kind of advancement up for grabs. Love is on the rise, and an emotional conversation will bring you closer to better living arrangements.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Bypass anyone creating problems or trying to drag you into an altercation or no-win situation. You don't need to invite unnecessary change into your life when it's obvious you should be innovative and develop what you have started.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Make changes that will bring you joy and happiness. Whether you focus on self-improvement or making positive changes to your personal life and relationships, you will end up satisfied with the choice you make. Investments are favored.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Find out the source of any tidbit of information that comes your way before sharing with others. It is likely that someone will mislead you in order to buy time. What you offer may end up being used against you. Sit tight; observe.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't be railroaded by someone who is pushy or demanding. You must make choices based on what's best for you. Mentally and physically, you can achieve happiness and success if you follow your heart and your intuition. Put love first.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Stick to creative projects, travel, or exploring places you have never been before. An emotional issue that affects your living arrangement must be dealt with cautiously. Someone from your past can be of help to you now.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Listen to what's being said, and assess the situation thoroughly before you proceed. An exaggeration is likely to perk your interest, but it shouldn't entice you to get involved in something risky. Focus on love and personal improvement.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Move in a direction that will allow you to follow your personal or professional goals. Don't worry about the changes others make. Keep moving forward, and walk away from anyone looking for a fight. Disagreements will not help you get ahead.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Assess your situation, and make your move. Don't linger when timing will be crucial with regard to what you achieve. Make changes based on intuitive intelligence, and you will find a way to secure any legal or financial matter you face.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Tie up loose ends. Look over important papers and investments that can help you raise your standard of living. Personal changes based on hidden assets or money that comes from an unusual source will improve your financial situation.



80s Hits EXPOSED!:

• A new study shows that the owner of a lonely heart is actually only slightly better than, if not equal to, an owner of a broken heart.

• An investigative report commissioned by CNN has found that less than a tenth of the people who Wang Chung tonight will have any fun.

• Tiger's eyes have been banned in all competitive sports for almost 60 years — ever since the thrill of the fight was implicated in 27 fatalities 1956 Melbourne Summer Olympics.

• Whipping should always be done on a discretionary, not compulsory, basis.

• Sting's one-to-one equating of 100 billion bottles to a 100 billion other castaways is faulty at its very core; he, himself, sent at least two bottles. Additionally, that many bottles surrounding even a tiny deserted island would create a new "land mass" easily noticeable from space, let alone commercial airplanes, rendering any further SOS unnecessary.

• There exists virtually no correlation between (1) possessing guilty feet and (2) suffering from a lack of rhythm.

• Toto's "Hold the Line" was originally a Christmas song about being good and getting better presents. When it didn't sell, the Ho-Ho-Hos were changed to Oh-Oh-Ohs, and the jingle bells were replaced with driving percussion. (SIDE NOTE: Love is, in fact, fastidiously punctual.)

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Tom B and Zach Z for contributing to today's Ledge.






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