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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't jump into something without doing diligence. The decision you make based on your findings will keep you from making a costly mistake. Getting angry will be a waste of valuable time. Take care of business, and don't share personal secrets.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Concentrate on learning, and gathering experience and opportunities will surface. Don't be too quick to share with someone who is likely to use the information against you in a competitive situation. Personal and professional partnerships are highlighted.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A change of heart will lead you in a much better direction. Offering assistance to someone inspired to take the same path will enable you to accomplish much more as a team. Get any agreement in writing to avoid problems.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Do something creative that captures your imagination. Too much idle time will lead to boredom and expenditures that you cannot afford. Check your moodiness before you blame someone else for your dissatisfaction. Make peace, not war.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You are heading upward and must not let anything or anyone stand in your way. Make calls that can change your life or your direction. A move or the way you live will improve if you embrace change. Expanded interests equal greater possibilities.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Keep a tight lid on the way you feel, especially with regard to contracts, settlements, and money. Listen to what's being said. Collect information that is pertinent to a decision or response you will be expected to make.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Test the waters. Make your choices clear, and you will tempt someone you least expect to see things your way. Offer positive alternatives, and use your intellect and ability to find solutions. Lead the way, and you will attract allies.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Make whatever job you do speak for your integrity, work ethic, and ability to take whatever you are given and turn it into a masterpiece. Once you put your project behind you, plan a little downtime with friends or family.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Take a step in the right direction. Make a couple of personal improvements, and you will raise your self-esteem and invite others to compliment you on your progress. Social events should be attended; they appear to be encouraging romantically.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't expect everyone to agree with you. Be prepared to take the bad with the good. Have your answers and suggestions ready. Don't make changes that will upset your personal or emotional situation. Walk away from negative influences.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take the role of the person in your group who gets things done. Wheel, deal, and make plans that are geared toward moneymaking endeavors. Do your best to advance by making positive changes to the way you earn your living.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't let confusion set in. Help others without making a cash donation. Greater focus should be put on ways to develop your creative dreams. Join groups that share similar interests. Love is on the rise, but you must avoid secret affairs.



Questions I've Asked Myself Recently:

• When Thomas Edison had the idea for the light bulb, what image symbolically appeared above his head?

• Why do scientists require decades upon decades of data and evidence to support their claims on global warming when the average person is capable of forming an infallible opinion after one 90-second Fox News segment?

• Is it racist to think lemons are lazier than limes?

• At Lowe's, was there a better way to describe the paint color I was looking for than "the bluest blue of infinite sadness?"

• How do you help someone who's addicted to interventions?

• Is it unprofessional of my therapist to keep showing me inkblots that look like my parents having sex inside the decaying corpse of my childhood dog?

• I wonder who my colleagues consider the worse name-dropper: me or my good friend Michael Ian Black?

• Why am I still considered "unconfident" when I'm assertively stating my penis is average?

• How many cat sweatshirts is too many cat sweatshirts?

• Where is that all-important line between wielding and brandishing?

• What's that German word for "the time right before a haircut where you like the way your hair looks after two weeks of hating it?"

• When will the day come when I finally grab life by the balls and deeply question my sexuality?

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Jayne Sanderson for contributing to today's Ledge.






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