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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Complete unfinished business, then take a little time to do the things you enjoy or to be with someone you love. Make plans or find a way to build up your assets. Invest, make a move, or set up a new budget.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Avoid meddlers trying to find out about your private business. Focus on the things you want to do and the people you enjoy spending time with most. Make changes to your home, but ask for approval if you’ll affect others.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Talk will get you what you want. Your charm, coupled with your confident way of expressing your ideas, will draw attention and should result in offers. Be sure you don’t exaggerate or promise something you cannot deliver.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Expect to experience changes regarding how you earn your living. Don’t let anything or anyone upset you or cause you to falter when you should be focused on doing the best job possible. Overreacting will be what gets you into trouble. Stay calm.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Leave important decisions until you feel certain you are making the right choice. A change of scenery will help you clear your mind, giving you a fresh look at old problems. Be careful with money and possessions. Loss is likely.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take charge. Don’t be afraid to express what you want and your plan for making your dreams come true. Include the people you care about in your plans, and you will find a way to get things done faster. Love is highlighted.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take note of how others are reacting. Listen carefully, remain calm, and look for reasonable solutions that will buy you the time and the freedom to do the things that interest you the most. Use your intuitive intelligence, and you will get your way.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Learn from mistakes. Don’t let emotions interfere with decisions that can influence how much you earn or the way you do business. Be creative, handle domestic matters unconventionally, and you will bypass or put an end to any trouble you face.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Take care of medical, financial, or legal problems before they escalate. It’s important to make necessary changes at home before they are forced on you. Helping others will show your concern and bring you something good in return.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Do whatever needs to be done. Asking for help or depending on someone else will lead to disappointment. Poor information regarding a financial matter is likely. Do your research before you spend on something that can influence your assets.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Serious talks will bring interesting results. You may not see the value in what’s being offered initially, but look closer, and you will discover a multitude of options that will help you advance. A change of heart will be to your benefit.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t be confused by what others do or say. Rely on your own resources to find out exactly what you need to know in order to close a deal or invest in something of interest. Romance will improve your personal life.



The Dead Horse Less Traveled:

• I’m so tired, I could sleep a horse.

• I’m so gullible, I could believe a horse.

• I’m so gregarious, I could meet a horse.

• I’m so scotch, I could peat a horse.

• I’m so slack, I could pleat a horse.

• I’m so sheepish, I could bleat a horse.

• I’m so magnanimous, I could treat a horse.

• I’m so lowly, I could cheat a horse.

• I’m so lazy, I could …

• I’m so landed, I could feed a horse.

• I’m so prurient, I could rock a horse.

• I’m so patient, I could hold a horse.

• I’m so shady, I could cover a horse.

• I’m so stumped, I could trip a horse.

• I’m so gangsta, I could jump a horse.

• I’m so I'm so evocative, I could suggest a horse.

• I’m so alarming, I could wake a horse.

• I’m so imaginative, I could fly a horse.

• I’m so equestrian, I could be a horse.

• I’m so philanthropic, I could gift a horse.

• I’m so easygoing, I could suffer a horse gladly.

• I’m so dyslexic, I could eat a shore.

• I’m so horny … wait, no.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks the Ledge Crowdsourcing Facebook group for contributing to today’s Ledge.






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