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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get into the groove. Staying busy and focused on your accomplishments will help you avoid anxiety and fear of not measuring up to what's expected of you. Show how masterful you can be by getting things done. A positive choice will pay off.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Do what you can to help others. Offer suggestions and show compassion. The solutions you offer will be impressive and help you drum up interest in something you want to pursue. Romance will help improve your love life.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Approach any situation you face with honesty. Uncertainty will not go over well when dealing with colleagues, friends, or those you are trying to win approval from. Avoid impulsive expenditures, lending or borrowing. Adaptability will help you excel.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Emotional matters will lead to unexpected changes that may not sit well with you. Show your concern, and offer suggestions that will help smooth things over. Compromise and understanding, along with using your intuitive intelligence, will help ward off personal problems.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): A challenge or taking on a competitive position will help get you moving and motivate you to succeed. Test your skills and master what you enjoy doing most, and you will gain confidence and satisfaction. Social activity will pay off.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Expect to face a financial setback if you get involved in a joint investment. Being responsible will help you avoid making a mistake. Doing something to avoid conflict will not bring good results. Practical application will pay off.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Expect to face opposition when dealing with a personal or business partnership. Don't let your emotions cost you. Make choices based on what's best for you financially. An impulsive act will turn into a big fiasco. Back away from anyone using emotional manipulation.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Bide your time, and take care of the finer details when dealing with work or personal projects. Set your own standards, and refuse to let anyone coerce you into doing something you don't want to do. Make decisions based on your success and happiness.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Make positive changes at home and to your personal life that will allow you the freedom to do as you please. Stick to the truth when asked to do something. Don't take on or make promises that are unrealistic.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Let the dust settle before you make a decision that will influence your environment or surroundings. Getting along with people in your community will be necessary if you want things to go your way. Set your priorities and proceed.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take an emotional stance, and base your needs on what you see going on around you. Picking and choosing the direction that suits you best will set you on a positive path that will help you reach your personal and professional goals.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Honesty will be questioned and secrets revealed. Protect your reputation by handling whatever issues arise swiftly and truthfully. You will gain respect and win favors if you show integrity and compassion. Hold your head high and move forward with confidence.



I'm lactose intolerant:

• I dont't think cheeses should be allowed to vote.

• I would disown my son if he married a carton of milk.

• When I smile for pictures, I say "tofuuuu."

• I support segregated dairy cases.

• I wouldn't let yogurt into my country club.

• I refuse to endorse a system in which 99 percent of the gallon shares 2 percent of the milk fat.

• Gogurt needs to go back into the tube, WHERE IT BELONGS.

• I like my macaroni like I like my sex, plain and limp.

• Half & half? Nope & nope.

• Grilled cheese is an abomination; God intended the sandwich to be a holy union of meat and bread.

• This was a nice neighborhood when we moved in, but now it's a real dairy farm, if you catch my drift.

• Look, it's NO WHEY or THE HIGHWAY.

• Let's all be honest here: Skim is a lifestyle choice.

• (I'm not talkin' about YOU, American cheese — you're one of the good ones.)

Andrew R. Juhl thanks the Ledge Crowdsourcing Facebook group for contributing to today's Ledge.






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