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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Refrain from making changes without proper documentation or the go-ahead from whatever source necessary. Keep both your home and professional life free from complications. Follow the path that is presented, adding minor refinements as you push ahead.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Show enthusiasm, and you will draw attention and will advance. Deal with individuals directly, and be precise about what you expect, want, and are willing to give in return. A personal relationship will take a favorable turn because of your honesty and straightforward approach.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Present a plan, and see what kind of interest you receive. Don't be disheartened by someone conservative. Focus on people looking for something fresh, and you will be given an unusual opportunity. Make sure your idea is feasible before you share your plans.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Put more effort into your relationship with others. Whether you are doing business or making a personal connection, you must ensure that you are giving and receiving as much as whoever else is involved. Compassion and understanding will help seal a deal.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Problems at home will develop if someone takes advantage of your generosity and goodwill. Step outside whatever position you find yourself in, and you will get a clear picture of the situation and what you must do to make it work.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Get out and have some fun. Show that you have a sense of humor and that you are just as capable of change and adaption as the next person. Romance will brighten your love life and secure your future.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Be careful when it comes to a matter of trust. Keep your secrets well hidden, and guard against anyone trying to dig into your personal affairs. Your intuitive intelligence will not lead you astray. Proceed with caution.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Talk is cheap, and with the information you gather, you will be able to make a substantial move. Add a little charm, mystery, and intrigue into the mix, and you will capture interest and increase your popularity among your peers.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A bad transaction will have a ripple effect. Do your best to make up for any loss you have incurred by promoting something unique that you have developed. A change looks positive if you stick to what you do best.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Avoid any sort of confrontation that can stand between you and financial goals. Anger is a waste of time. Put your energy where it counts, and pursue your goals industriously. A personal partnership must not be allowed to cost you.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): What you do for others will not go unnoticed. Ask questions, but don't be too eager to divulge personal information. Moderation will be necessary if you want to reach your goals without interference. Focus on getting things accomplished.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Look past any obstacle you face. If you can see the big picture, you will be able to achieve your goals. Don't let negativity deter you from thinking big and embracing your dreams. Romance will brighten your day and your love life.

Things I'm pretty sure cost more than Bieber's bail:

• One semester of in-state tuition

• Two weeks of out-of-state tuition

• 358 Burritos from Pancheros

• 352 meals at Burge

• A 27-inch iMac with 32G of memory

• A week of spring break

• Art supplies

• The textbooks of every person in my science discussion

• Five tickets for being in a bar underage and after hours


• The gym membership I never use

• Beyoncé's hair

• That apartment above Starbucks with the swag piano in it

• Getting a puppy

• Replacing the carpet after said puppy destroyed it

• Getting my wisdom teeth removed

• One day of snow removal in Iowa City

• Too much soda at The Den

L.C. Graf would like to thank CNN for this "Breaking News" story.

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