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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Say what's on your mind, and protect your possessions, your cash, and your financial well-being. Impulse will be your downfall, so think twice before you make a move you might regret. You can accomplish anything if you are benevolent.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Romance is highlighted. With a little thought, you can coax someone special to take part in a special event. A trip or gathering will be enlightening. The ideas you develop will help you plan for a brighter future.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Help others, and you will be repaid. Don't lend or borrow; ease stress by clearing up debts or collecting what you are owed. Someone's uncertainty may leave you feeling unsettled. Be creative, and you'll come up with an alternative plan.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Work-related problems are likely to get to you. Don't take criticism too personally. Listen and reflect. Do whatever helps boost your confidence. Focus on love. A romantic connection will give you something positive to think about.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Listen carefully, and make sure you understand the risks involved before you decide to participate. Protect your assets and your future; joint ventures are not likely to turn out well. Knowledge will be the key to your success. Network, but don't negotiate.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Problems providing what someone you love wants should be handled with care. Opt for something that can help pave the way to reaching a set goal. Romance will make up for any misunderstanding or lack of attention that has occurred.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't fold under pressure. Look for a solution to a problem. Complete unfinished projects before you move on to more enjoyable activities. Keep your anger in check if someone tries your patience. An old friend or lover may cause problems.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Make travel plans, or check out educational pursuits. Increasing your skills or finding a way to market your talents will benefit you in the future. A positive change will take place if you are prepared.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A promise made must be kept, regardless of how you feel. Unavoidable changes at home or in your personal relationships will turn out to be to your benefit. Make a move that will ensure you encounter new opportunities.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Be cautious while traveling. Letting your emotions take over will lead to an unexpected change that stems from a feud you have been trying to avoid. Refrain from being pushy. Do not put pressure on a situation that needs to cool down.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Get as much work done as you possibly can. Your reputation will depend on your ability to deliver what you've promised. A passionate approach to life, love, and everything you do will move past negativity to a positive direction. If you believe in yourself, others will, too.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Overload your plate, and you'll make an impression on someone special. Romance and doing something nice for someone you miss or want to work or spend time with in the future will bring good results. Make amends if that's what's required.

General and unsolicited advice:

• If you're thinking about adopting a puppy, consider having a baby first. If the child grows up to be a douche bag, then you'll know you can't handle to pressure of a puppy.

• One must keep oneself ever-vigilant if one ever hopes to safeguard oneself against the trappings of pretentiousness.

• Suicide is never the answer. Also, suicide slushies are very rarely ever the answer.

• If you're a dude, don't wear a tank-top to a casual dining restaurant unless you're also comfortable working out in jeans and button-down at the gym. And if you are, don't be.

• Never play chicken with a unicorn.

• People. Seriously. Vaccinate your children. Regardless of what anti-vaccination activists would have you believe, it is next to impossible to ensure your children have a healthy selling price unless they've had all their shots.

• If Facebook tells you it's a friend's birthday, and you're not familiar enough with that person to post "Happy Birthday" on their wall, then that's how you know you should probably unfriend them.

• Out of tall trash bags for the kitchen? Kickstarter.

• Never use whiskey to cope with hardships. Use whiskey to celebrate; use WINE to cope.

• Every time you get an offer to save money by switching your car insurance to a new company, take it. I'm currently paying $1.25/year for full coverage.

Andrew R. Juhl advises you not to take any of his advice.

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