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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't just sit back; make choices, and get things moving. Don't let what others do paralyze you. Use your energy, time, and money wisely. Restlessness will cause distress if you don't take action. Don't assume, overreact, or overspend.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Keep moving. You'll be surprised at how much you accomplish. Focus, discipline, and showing off your skills and talents will help you reach your goals. Love is on the rise, and romance should be planned for the evening hours.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't push your luck. Observe, and consider your options. Deception and disillusionment regarding a partnership is apparent. Protect your assets, possessions, and reputation. Make alterations based on what works for you, not on what someone tries to manipulate.

(June 21-July 22): Emotions will surface regarding contracts and money matters. Opportunities are within reach, and you should not hesitate to make a move if it will benefit your home, family, and future. Love is in the stars and romance will bring you added benefits.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Try something new or travel to an unfamiliar destination. What you learn through the experiences you have will help you rethink the way to move forward. New beginnings will help you put an end to regrets or setbacks.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Someone with experience and wisdom will offer you advice. Check facts before you decide to make a move based on what you've been told. The information given may need to be updated in order for it to work in your favor.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Bad influences will affect your emotional well-being. Don't make a move or change the way you do things based on demands that someone else is making. Use your intelligence to help counteract anyone trying to take what belongs to you.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put what you want to do into play. You can get ahead if you are honest and refuse to give in to defeat. Developing a new approach to an old idea will pay off. Back away from anyone looking for a handout.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Remembering the past will help you avoid making the same mistake. Question any information you are given, and base whatever move you decide to make on facts. Clear up debts and take care of any pending legal, financial, or medical matters.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Coast along; share your ideas and plans with people you feel can contribute to your goals. A hidden source may give you reason to question someone's intentions. Don't get involved in a partnership that appears to have a hidden agenda.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Speak up. You have to make it clear what you want. A contract will ensure that you are taken care of financially. A change in the way you live and earn your living is apparent, and it will lead to a brighter future.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Participate, but don't give away your secrets. The more mysterious you are, the greater the interest will become in what you have to offer. Romance is in the stars. Make special plans, and you will enhance your love life.



Andrew R. Juhl, Professor of Letters:

• Dear The National: Sorry for all the "thumbs down" on Pandora lately. We had something once, but right now … you're just not the band I need at this point in my life. It's not you. It's me. Let's see where we are in a year?

• Dear My Neighbor's Teenage Son: Hey, thanks so much for puking on my front door and stoop. Your vomit really adds to the feng shui.

• Dear People Who Use the Qualifier "I might or might not …": Yes. This is true. You might or might not have tickets to Coachella? What a coincidence — me, too. Also, every-the-damn-hell-body else. The next time I hear you preface a sentence with this meaningless jumble-cheese of words, I might or might not slap you.

• Dear People Who Make Jeans for Women: Size 0? Really? Do the women have mass? Do they have volume? Do they have more than one dimension? Then please face that fact that their pants have a size.

• Dear People Who Make Jeans for Women: Size 00? Really Really? Why not just make vanity sizes like -2 and -4 instead? Negative mass is even sexier than no mass at all. And how many women wouldn't want to be indirectly compared to a black hole? 00 women, that's how many.

• Dear Guy at My Gym Who Wears a "Your workout is my warm-up." Muscle T: Your locker is my urinal.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Becca Robinson for contributing to today's Ledge.






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