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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t slouch; get things moving. Make whatever changes are necessary to turn your plans into a successful venture. Multitask until you have everything in place and you will make a great impression on someone with clout. Negotiate and sign contracts.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don’t sit idly by; make a decision. You are in a high cycle where partnerships, education, and work-related matters are concerned. Plan a trip that will be educational, inspirational, or bring you closer to your roots. Embrace romance.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Show a little compassion when dealing with partners or people who need your help. Bring emotional issues out into the open, and you will find a solution that will encourage the type of change required to move on or fix what isn’t working.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Lay your cards on the table. Once you make your point, you will realize you have the support to move forward. Love will not be a waste of time. Share your feelings and your intentions. Live, love, and laugh.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Embrace challenges and refuse to give in to demands. Plan activities that bring you joy. Avoid negative people, and focus on those who are supportive and helpful. Network, and you will encounter a positive change in your direction.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take time out to chill. Think about your current position and what needs to be done to make your personal life better. Speak up about your needs and you will find a way to follow your heart. Love conquers all.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take on a challenge, and let your imagination lead you to victory. Action will be necessary if you want to fix a personal problem. Change is upon you, so don’t procrastinate. Make a choice yourself — don’t have one forced on you.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Get together with friends, and share your thoughts, ideas, and plans. Travel or educational pursuits should be met with enthusiasm. The more you do to develop and expand your knowledge and interests, the greater your options will become.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Keep your emotions under control. Don’t act on assumptions that aren’t likely to hold much merit. Dig deep, and find out exactly what happened before you engage in a debate that can make you look bad or uninformed.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Listen carefully to what others say and ask for. Changes may sound well thought out, but if you act too fast, you are likely to discover a flaw that will end up being costly. Reserve the right to research before getting involved.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your emotions will be difficult to control. Make sure you are getting all the facts before you make a move that will be difficult to reverse. Not everyone will be on your side. Keep a close eye on how others react.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Let your intuition guide you and your actions speak for you. Your profile will protect your image. Get the facts before you share information that may be questionable. Reliability and consistency will make a difference.



Overheard at Thanksgiving:

• “How do you spell “Google?’”

• “You are all D-O-B-M dumb.”

• “Of course you can have more booze. This isn’t an alcohol museum.”

• “Stop tweeting everything I say.”

• “Arlene, sit down before I cut you like the damn turkey.”

• “That white dog is surrounded by all those black dogs. They must call him ‘Coach.’”

· “You’re Canadian? Go back to the ‘Already had Thanksgiving’ table.”

• “… and [dissecting cow testicles is] how David learned he wanted to be an eye doctor.”

• “Wait, so what happens to Black Friday when Thanksgiving falls on a Friday?”

• “I use horse shampoo so my hair will grow faster, BUT IT’S FOR PEOPLE, TOO.”

• “I’d like the least offensive alcohol you’ve got.”

• “If I can get it in my mouth, I can swallow it.”

• “We drank all the eggs.”

• “Champagne’s a funny thing … That’s how I bought my Rembrandt.”

• “I’m gonna eat so much it’s going to make you sick.”

• “Your baby is in the living room. They’re passing her around like a joint.”

Andrew R. Juhl thanks his Facebook friends and Twitter followers for sharing their overheards.






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