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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't let emotions push you over the top. The less said, the better. Channel your energy into work and getting ahead, not what someone else is doing to make your life difficult. Refraining from expressing a reaction that will keep an assailant at arm's length.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A travel destination that promotes cultural differences will be a learning experience. Educational pursuits will enable you to expand your interests as well as use what you have discovered to help you prosper. A property deal or joint venture looks promising.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Embrace change; adaptability is what keeps you in the game. Your ability to multitask along with your unpredictable nature will make it difficult for any opponent you encounter to match your wit, versatility, and unique blend of intellect and charm.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Easy does it. You need a creative outlet or a way to express your feelings. Impulsive moves based on an assumption must be avoided; however, sharing your intentions and showing affection will help to improve your love life.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Keep your intentions a secret until you have every little detail worked out and you are ready to execute your plans. A premature disclosure will lead to conflict and a series of delays. Reach out to someone who has something to offer.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Communication will buy you an invitation to a function that will help you advance personally or professionally. The people you meet or share ideas with today will help contribute to your success. Love is in the stars, and romance is highlighted.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Step back from a situation that can lead to relationship problems. Listen to complaints, but don't attempt to make sense out of what's going on until you have had sufficient time to gather the facts and consider your options.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Gatherings will lead to valuable information. Talk to people who can offer an inside view of a situation you don't understand. Romance will ease your stress and improve your personal life. An unusual change at home will turn out to be beneficial.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Treat relationships with tender, loving care. Anger or using force will get you nowhere. Back away from any situation that has the potential to explode. Focus on home, family, and making your personal environment friendly and welcoming.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Sign on the dotted line. Whether you are making a personal or business proposal, you have the upper hand. Your insight, coupled with your ability to handle any situation you face, will make transactions easy. Romance is highly suggested.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Do what's expected of you, and keep moving. It won't pay to get into an argument with someone. Whatever change you want to make, do so quickly and without drawing attention to your plans. Avoid an emotional force play.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Implement your ideas, and you will receive compliments as well as enthusiasm and whatever assistance you need to complete what you are trying to do. A celebration will turn into a romantic realization that will improve an important relationship.



Day in the life of a Ledge designer …

• Wonder if I can write a Ledge as well as Andrew (probably).

• Stare at hedgehog, look out window, decide to write a Ledge.

• Does anybody still read this? IS ANYONE LOOKING AT MY IMPECCABLE FORMATTING?

• Same spot, same font, same size.

• Boring, just like the jokes.

• Cry when Ledge is too long.

• Cry when Ledge is too short.

• THE HOUSE ADS, ALL THE HOUSE ADS.

• Check length on the page because I'M NOT A JERK, ANDREW.

• Contemplate the meaning of life and aging, as I stare at Andrew R. Juhl's mug. It never changes. It never changes.

• Take bets with Design on how many attributions will be given today.

• Will I ever go home?

• Take a shot of alcohol, wonder if I should admit I have a problem like Andrew.

• See him at AA meeting.

• Admit I have a problem.

• Get rejected for Ledge, write metaphorical response to rejection.

• Get points for being original (take that, ANDREW).

L.C. Graf would like everyone to know just how meta this is.






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