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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Observation will be a telltale sign of what's to come when dealing with both personal and professional relationships. Let your keen perception guide you and help you make choices based on your findings. Don't let a love affair lead you astray.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Strive for perfection. Show your capabilities, and don't be afraid to brag a little. Your charm will attract attention and enhance your love life. Put aside time for a little romance in the evening to ease your stress.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your emotions will dictate the way you react to situations that arise between you and your peers. Don't make promises you cannot keep. Bragging will leave you in an awkward position. You are better to understate than to exaggerate.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): If you make a professional move, do it for the right reason. An impulsive move will not end well. Ask questions that will give you insight to what's unfolding around you. Prosperity will be based on your values and attributes.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Personal problems can be expected if you have taken on too much. Don't bend to the demands being put on you at home. Looking at a situation from a different perspective will help you make a decision that can lead to positive alternatives.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Call in favors, and readdress unfinished business. You can finally get answers and make positive plans. Communication will be your ticket to success, and you'll get all the help you need to accomplish your goals. Don't let emotional misperceptions interfere.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Avoid overspending, and consider ways to budget better. Avoid emotional and impulsive purchases. Concentrate on how you can best use your skills and intelligence to bring in more cash. Charm can help you secure a better position.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Lighten up, and spend the day doing things that make you happy and bring you additional satisfaction and the promise of an interesting encounter. Romance will put an interesting spin on a relationship that needs a boost.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You will find it necessary to figure out a way to secure your position. Holding on to what you have will take patience and understanding on your part. Showing emotion or anger will work against you. Stick close to home.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't wait to see what someone else is going to do. Be a leader, not a follower. Your forthright, aggressive approach to work and getting ahead will pay off and bring you added respect. An increase in revenue looks positive. Plan to celebrate.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You will have to pay close attention to what others say or do. Protect your interests, and hang out where you feel safe and secure. Make a last-minute change if you don't feel comfortable with the way a situation is developing.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Set up meetings, attend functions that are conducive to gathering information, and develop a plan that will further your interests. Personal and financial matters can be dealt with favorably. Negotiate, and you will get what you want.

Where do you see yourself in five years?

• Same spot, new couch.

• Regretting all the time I've spent answering hypothetical questions in the past.

• Guantánamo?

• I guess that really all depends on America's changing attitudes toward cannibalism.

• SO VERY CLOSE to finding where that smell in my apartment is coming from.

• Still waiting for Half Life 3.

• Finally admitting to myself that I have a problem with alcohol, and that it's affecting my family, friends, and work.

• Two words: Ta. Hi. Ti.

• On the Zxtaryx mothership, along with the rest of the human race, as was foretold by the prophet Malcolm Jamal-Warner and reprinted in this pamphlet, of which I just happen to have extra copies.

• Well on my way to having my lady-suit stitched together.

• Having easily survived the Zombie Apocalypse, preparing for the ensuing Mummy Apocalypse.

• In a very expensive mirror.

• Wishing I'd spent less time laughing at the idea of (and more time preventing) the Michele Bachmann presidency.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Kyle W, Kyle J, Erik J, Mike O, Joe M, Matt L, and Duane L for contributing to today's Ledge.

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