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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Put your energy, not your cash, into new endeavors or partnerships. Be innovative, but practice moderation and discipline in all aspects of life. Problems will develop due to a power struggle. Don't get angry when efficiency is what's required.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Enjoy the comforts of home and family, or visit a destination you find relaxing. Sharing your ideas or contributing to something you feel strongly about will make what you have worked so hard to acquire that much more enjoyable.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't let disappointments lead you down a slippery slope. Calculate what it is you want and how you should best go about getting it. Being ready and willing to make an unexpected move will be necessary. Strive to excel.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A positive attitude and a healthy ego will attract attention and encourage you to participate in an interesting challenge. Broadening your scope by indulging in conversations with experts will add to your charm. An important relationship offers stabilization and a loving environment.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Step out of the limelight, and view what's going on around you. Size up the situation, and make the changes required to compete in and win any challenge you face. Using emotional tactics will help you gain control and reach your goal.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Stay on top of a financial, medical, or legal situation. Don't feel pressured to do something that sounds dubious. Discuss your options with someone you can trust, and if you feel uncertain, don't make a move. Romance will ease stress.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Tread carefully when dealing with personal matters that have the potential to disrupt your home or your current living situation. Keep your distance, and refuse to overanalyze what's going on. Assumptions will lead to a poor decision.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The knowledge you obtain through research or questioning experts or those privy to private information will help you make a vital decision regarding where you live and the lifestyle changes you make. You stand to prosper. Love looks inviting.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Open your doors to new acquaintances. Socializing with people who share your interests will help you move into a leadership position, which will boost your reputation. With control comes opposition; debate with finesse and intelligence, not brute force.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't live in the past when the present is so much more exciting. Turn what you have into an opportunity to reach for what you want. Give love and romance top priority. A stable relationship will make your success worthwhile.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Learn to say no. You have to divvy up your time according to the priorities you have in your life. Take care of the personal changes you need to make first. Taking on someone else's burden will not put you in a strong position.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Raise your self-esteem by following through with your plans. Share your thoughts, and put together a budget. Your astute and clever way of exploiting what you have to offer will grab attention and lead to a formal proposal.

You are the ____ to My ____.

• You are the jubilee to my cherries.

• You are the flop to my flip.

• You are the check to my rain.

• You are the Cricket to my Jiminy.

• You are the pop to my soda.

• You are the peace to my war.

• You are the cheese to my wine.

• You are the tunnel to my bridge.

• You are the line to my punch.

• You are the boat to my gravy.

• You are the tax to my syn.

• You are the bang to my big.

• You are the sunrise to my tequila.

• You are the Go to my Kum.

• You are the cave to my bat.

• You are the disposal to my garbage.

• You are the Five to my Jackson

• You are the box to my penalty.

• You are the awkward laugh to my ill-timed sexual reference.

• You are the tail to my cock.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks MO, EJ, RR, DB, DJ, CO, DH, and LTD for contributing to today's Ledge.

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