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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Size up what is possible and what isn't. You may feel restless and in need of change, but simple moves will ensure that you aren't stuck with something you don't want. Love is on the horizon, but patience will be required.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Learn from the company you keep. Engage in talks and new adventures that will take you into unfamiliar territory. Take a serious look at your past, and make a commitment or promise to someone special. A partnership will enhance your life.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Handle work in a timely fashion. Don't let an emotional incident cost you. Keep your temper in check and your ideas flowing. A relationship will take an interesting turn if you are honest about the way you feel.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Enjoy your friends, relatives, and the pleasures that life brings you. Look for information that will help you understand your roots and guide you in a direction that helps you use your skills fluently and to the benefit of others.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't say too much if you want to avoid trouble. You will be criticized if you try to flex your muscles. Adapt to whatever comes your way, and make it work for you without getting wrapped up in melodrama.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take charge, and follow through with your plans. Engage in intimate conversations, and listen to the complaints your colleagues and clients make. Your thoughtful actions will put you in a category that allows you to call the shots.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Show more interest in what others are doing, and adapt something you used to be good at into your everyday routine. Doubling up on what you can do may be tiresome, but it will also bring you added benefits.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Give whatever job you do your very best. Pay close attention to detail, and make whatever adjustments are necessary to finish what you start. An alternative lifestyle will suit you best and encourage you to develop your own brand or service.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Focus on home, family, and making the right moves that will keep you out of trouble and everyone happy. Don't let an emotional matter escalate, or you will face disillusionment and uncertainty. Stick to the truth, and keep life simple.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Exercise your right to follow your dreams. Take the unusual route, and you will not be disappointed. A positive change in your finances can be expected. Perfectionism plus hard work will result in a chance to enrich your life.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't trust anyone with your secrets. You are best to size up your situation and do what you can to help others, but don't let anyone take advantage of your kindness. Don't let restlessness cost you. Think before you make a move.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Emotions will surface. Don't give in to anyone putting demands on you. It's never too late to change your mind and opt for something less complicated. Follow the path that best suits your current situation. Money is headed in your direction.

Lesser-Known Conspiracy Theories:

· The Who shot J.R.

· If you listen to Queen's "Another On Bites The Dust" in reverse, you're probably already smoking marijuana.

· Obama is just a figurehead; the U.S. is actually run by a secret cabal of 535 liars, cheaters, and cons… divided into a bicameral legislature.

· The Freemasons actually stopped ruling the world roughly 30 years ago, when they decided to focus on creating a college football playoff system.

· Those unmarked black helicopters you keep seeing? They just shuttle anonymous good-hearted public servants from one respectable cause to the next.

· In addition to the hidden sexual messages, Disney animators hide Tea Party propaganda and cold soup recipes in the background of their movies.

· Tofu is made by refining rotten Jell-O.

· Baggy pants were a fashion trend instigated by undercover Chicago police officers in an attempt to slow- and trip-up fleeing inner-city criminals.

· The Spruce Goose was neither.

· Grand Theft Auto V was underwritten by Google hoping to instill confidence in their new self-driving cars.

· New Coke was actually introduced to the market so Coke could replace old Coke with New Coke.

· Most political polls are nothing but Leftist lies; Romney is well on his way to winning in 2012.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Matt Larson, Mike Ose, and Erik S. Johnson, and Nate Wulf for contributing to today's Ledge.

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