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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Talk matters through if something concerns you. You are better off finding out exactly where you stand in a relationship than you are overreacting about something you aren't sure about. Keep your life simple and your questions direct. Love is on the rise.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Put travel plans at the top of your list. Schedule a visit with someone you love or who can help you advance. Take action, and make things happen, and you will get good results and gain respect.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Offer help and suggestions to those showing uncertainty or confusion. Don't limit yourself to one vocation. Consider what you enjoy doing and what you are good at, and look for a position that suits your criteria. A change regarding a relationship looks positive.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Emotional matters will be difficult to control. Refrain from making snap decisions because someone is goading you into doing so. Think matters through, and take whatever route suits you. Take a unique approach to life, and you'll feel enlightened.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Embrace the things you enjoy doing most. Love is on the rise, and romance should be part of your evening plans. Don't let someone's negativity drag you down. Take care of your responsibilities early, and enjoy the rest of your day.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Talks will lead to opportunities. Seek out what you need to know, and make a point of doing your due diligence to make your dreams come true. Don't let an emotional relationship or situation at home stand between you and success.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Say what's on your mind. Keeping the peace can be stressful if nothing improves. Do whatever it takes to spend time with people who build you up instead of knocking you down. Repeat what's worked for you in the past.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Gauge your time, and consider how you can best use your knowledge and experience to encourage the results you want to achieve. A force play can be expected concerning an emotional situation regarding someone dependent on you. Act in everyone's best interest.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Plan to have some fun, but don't take a risk when it comes to physical situations, challenges, or activities. Love is highlighted, but showing off isn't likely to go according to plan. Stick close to home, and fix up your space.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A sudden change someone makes is likely to upset you. Don't let your emotions take over. Stay calm, and use your reason, common sense, and experience to get your way. Protect your assets.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Form an alliance with someone you work with or want to do business with in the future. Listen carefully, and learn. Positive results will unfold if you share experience and maintain equal control of the situation and the possibilities.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't spend money on unnecessary items or activities. The focus should be on earning money, not spending. Look for deals that will help you raise your assets or will lead to greater earning potential. Expand your knowledge and your friendships.



They Call Me "Danger":



• "Danger is my middle name." — Aloysius "Danger" Snuffleupagus

• "Danger is my first name." — Danger "Jon" Robert Smith

• "Danger is my username." — DANGER@ChristianMingle.Com

• "Danger is my codename." — Special Agent Artie Dinklestein

• "Harvey Danger is my dropped name." — A groupie who once banged three members of Harvey Danger

• "Danger is my mother's maiden (that is, "family") name, which is now my middle name, as my parental figures strenuously desired to maintain its presence despite simultaneously subscribing to unwarranted and outdated-yet-traditional patrilineal surnaming processes." — Matthew Danger Frischherz, Ph.D.

• "My middle name, Danger is." — Yoda Danger Yodaspecies

• "Danger is an abbreviation of my name." — David Anger

• "Danger is my confirmation name." — Sally Draper

• "Danger is now your middle name." — Dave Hill, world's greatest hypnotist

• "After my exploits on Easter Island, my last name means 'danger' to the Rapa Nui people." — Edmund Fluffybottom

• "Danger is my middle name. And my last name. And my first name. And my nickname. And the name of my father." — Danger "Danger" Danger Danger Jr.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Erik S. Johnson for collaborating on today's Ledge.






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