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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Emotional changes are inevitable and can turn out beneficial if you are honest about the way you feel and precise in how you express what you want. Making demands will work against you, but using diplomacy will lead to resolutions.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Mix the old with the new. Reunite with people and places from your past, and you will gain better perspective regarding a partnership or situation you face now. Speak from the heart, but make it clear what you expect and want to see happen.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Keep your wits about you. Listen carefully, and respond precisely. Misinterpretation is likely if you aren't clear regarding what you want. Back away from aggressive action. A relationship problem is likely to surface because of a misunderstanding.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Make special plans with someone you love. Use past references to please someone now. Engage in creative thinking, and participate in something unusual, and you will have a better idea what you want to pursue in the future. Avoid rash decisions.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You may be held accountable for someone else's mistake, problem, or responsibility. Be clear regarding what you can or can't do. Stand firm on financial issues. Money and opportunity will come from a most unusual source. Love is highlighted.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You'll be in control as long as you are relentless when it comes to decisions and dealing with matters that can alter your business or personal relationships. One of your peers may not tell you the whole truth. Explore a creative endeavor.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Follow your heart, but do not overreact if uncertainty hits. Step back, and look at how you can take advantage of whatever situation you face. Taking a unique approach to an old problem will lead to positive change.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Open your mind, and share your thoughts and emotions with someone you feel close to. Interesting changes at home will bring you closer to someone you care about. Show your willingness to help and support others — you will be rewarded.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Be quick to make your move, especially when it concerns your personal or domestic life. Don't let emotional manipulation lead to making a poor decision. Embrace change and do what's best for you. Make physical improvements that boost your confidence.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Use your charm to win the confidence and respect of whomever you are dealing with. Keep an open mind, and do your best to avoid overreacting to a situation that is inevitable. A change of heart could cause a poor decision.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Keep a close watch over what others do and say. Protect your interests, and guard against anyone trying to manipulate your situation. Be prepared to make whatever changes are necessary in order to keep moving.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Matters pertaining to relationships of the heart will be difficult to deal with. You will not get a clear picture regarding how someone feels, and you must take precautions to protect your emotional, physical, and financial well-being.



ONCE YOU GO BLACK …

• Once you go Johnny Walker Black, you cant get your car keys back.

• Once you go Clint Black, you can't get my respect back.

• Once you go Sirius Black, you can't get your godfather back.

• Once you go Back in Black, you can't get your Bon Scott back.

• Once you go Men in Black, you'll never get DJ Jazzy Jeff back.

• Once you go Orange is the New Black, you can't get your Cpt. Janeway back.

• Once you go black, you'll be banned from the NASCAR track.

• Once you Meet Joe Black, you can't get your 178 minutes back.

• Once you Paint It, Black, you can't get your red door back.

• Once you listen to the Man in Black, modern country is just plain whack.

• Once you're in the black, you'll want an IPO plan of attack.

• Once you go blackface, you can't get your ZIP ZAP ZOOBITY BAP.

• Once you go to the Black Gate, in two hobbits rests your fate.

• Once you go Jack Black, you'll slowly start to wonder why you ever did.

• Once you take the black, you know nothing Jon Snow.

• Once you go black, you'll never see another significant piece of legislation passed, have your government shut down, and possibly be forced to default on your debts.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks David H, Beau P, Lee JL, Kyle W, Paul S, and Brad Q for contributing to today's Ledge.






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