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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Refrain from making a hasty decision because someone is pressuring you. Costly products will disappoint you. Question relationships that appear to be one-sided. A positive move or change at home will improve your everyday routine and overall attitude.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Be proud; show off your skills. You will impress someone you would like to get to know better. A short trip or taking on a new pastime that helps you expand your awareness will also lead to a good connection.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Make last-minute alterations that will ensure you have some fun. The activities or events you participate in will allow you to impress others while you make new friends and discover talents that you can put to good use.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You have to be stern as well as disciplined when it comes to helping others and getting things done. Do something that will make you feel good about who you are and how you look. Socializing will encourage love, romance, and entertainment.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't let your surroundings or domestic situation get you down. Do something about whatever you don't like, and keep moving in a positive direction. Bringing about the necessary changes will boost your confidence.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Enjoy friends and the acquaintances you meet while traveling or taking part in an event that interests you. Don't be afraid to push someone who has been indecisive and holding you in suspense. Ask for an answer, and keep on keeping on.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take a wait-and-see attitude regarding emotional matters. Think about your vocation and what you need to do in order to expand your interests and boost your income. Don't let anyone push you in a direction you don't want to go.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Explore new places, and indulge in creative endeavors that allow you to use your imagination. Live, love, and look for happiness. Make unusual alterations at home that will contribute to the projects you want to pursue.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Clear a space at home that you can use to learn, develop, and expand a new interest. Share your thoughts and plans with people who are heading in the same direction. Discipline will be required; it will pay off in the end.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take action, and live up to your promises. Recycle an old idea or service in a way that allows you to increase your earning power. A romantic relationship will be enhanced if you suggest something passionate.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Think about your future. An emotional matter will send you in a direction that will allow you to increase your assets through a personal investment. What you offer will interest someone who can contribute to your plans.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Do something enjoyable. Socialize, take a pleasure trip, or engage in an event that will bring you in contact with interesting people. Love is on the rise, and making romantic plans will ensure that you build a solid base for a happy future.



What condition my condition is in:

• I suffer from migrate headaches. I get one every time I travel south.

• I've got congenial heart disease. The treatment sucks, but the support groups are FANTASTIC.

• I suffer from John Hodgman's lymphoma. It has left me dry and witty, with an air of faux pomposity.

• I've had chronic halitosis for more than a decade, but my doctor refuses to talk with me about it.

• I have plantar facistitis. Every morning, I wake up feeling like I slept in jackboots.

• I have a Samus infection. On the plus side, every time I sneeze, I get a missile expansion.

• I have Lou Rawl's disease. I'll never find, as long as I live, someone who loves me, tender like he does.

• I suffer from overexcited acid reflux disease (ERMAH-GERD). It gives me goose bumps.

• I have Rand Paulsy. I makes me ultraconservative to the point of ridiculousness.

• I had brovarian cancer, but when it was excised I lost my ability to wear hats with tags on them.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks David H., Kyle J., Kyle W., and Rose S. for contributing to today's Ledge.






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