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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Obstacles may appear to be insurmountable, but if you take an unusual route, you will bypass the setbacks standing in your way. Intelligence and ingenuity, paired with taking action and making things happen, will lead to your success.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Participate in events that interest people of all ages and backgrounds. Tolerance and understanding will help you reach a goal that may not have been possible without the help of so many unique contributions. Love will take an unusual twist.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): It will be difficult to pacify others even if you do give in to demands. Concentrate on what you need to accomplish first. Idle chatter will not get the work done or appease those looking for help or results.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Go to where the action is, and step into the limelight. Your charm, intelligence, and expressive way of dealing with others will result in new connections. Romance is in the stars, along with greater opportunity. Children will have an effect on you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): It will be difficult to know which way to turn. You'll be asked questions, and solutions will be expected. A confident approach, coupled with expertise, compromise, and adaptability, will win the respect of your peers. Don't start fights; put them to rest.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Make financial changes that help you engage in pastimes you enjoy. A trip or course that will enable you to raise your earning potential will also bring you in contact with interesting individuals who have something to contribute to your plans.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You'll be caught in the middle of a situation that cannot be resolved without you. Do your best not to let situations get blown out of proportion when what's required is a quick fix with as little interference as possible.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Keep whatever you do simple and to the point. Promote and present what you have to offer in such a way that you come across as mysterious but knowledgeable. Keep the drama to a minimum, and let the intrigue build slowly.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Step outside your comfort zone if it will help you resolve an issue that is holding you back. Getting along with people will be dependent upon what you promise and how much of it you deliver. Prepare to go the distance.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't let financial implications stand between you and your success. Focus on what you have to offer and discuss your intentions with someone who has the clout and the backing to help you. What you give away will be worth the returns.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't let confusion take over. The conversations you have with others might not be pertinent to your situation. You have to decide what works best for you and follow through. Don't feel obligated to do the same as everyone else.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Share your creative ideas, and use your imagination when trying to get others to lend a helping hand. Your charisma will be inviting for new friendships, partnerships, and the chance to make a commitment that will help you advance.



Juhl 2024:

• I will cut Supreme Court costs by 66 percent by reducing the number of justices from nine down to three: one man, one woman, and one coin that gets tossed if the other two justices don't agree.

• I will rebrand Hungry Man frozen dinners as "Lonely Guy." Because they are.

• NEW LAW: Once there's a sexual connotation associated with a word or abbreviation, it cannot be used in other situations. So … Dick's Sporting Goods, directors of photography, and car transmissions: Sorry, but you gotta find new descriptors.

• Anyone convicted of a violent crime will be deported to Canada.

• War will be declared on Canada, as it is now a morally corrupt country full of moose (a.k.a. "Satan's Reindeer") and violent criminals; I'm pretty sure the United Nations will support military action based on these facts.

• I will create a provision that only members of a new third party, the Emocrats, may hold positions on the U.S. House Ways & Means Committee; taxes should cut themselves.

• I have watched all eight Harry Potter movies back-to-back over the course of a single day while subsisting on nothing but family-size Papa Murphy's pizza and two bottles of really cheap Scotch. CAN THE OTHER CANDIDATE CLAIM THE SAME?

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Jayne Sanderson for contributing to today's Ledge.






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