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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Think about what's going on in your personal life, and consider whether you are paying enough attention to what you value the most. Personal and professional partnerships are undergoing changes that must be handled carefully.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Trust your intuition. If something appears to be wrong with a relationship or group you are involved with, take care of the problem before it's too late. Speaking overtly will clear the air so you can make a decision to stay or to leave.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Keep a fresh attitude and an honest approach to whatever you do or say. Spectacular opportunities can develop if you network and interact with people who are traveling down a similar path as you. Communication will bring good fortune.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You may have something good to offer, but trying to talk others into following suit will not be easy. Don't worry about what others do or say when what's important is how you turn what you are doing into a success.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Make whatever changes or adjustments necessary to ensure that you can handle what needs to be done on your own. A relationship problem will limit your productivity. Take better care of your health and emotional well-being.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Plan a vacation or begin one. Moving about or embracing new information or possibilities will prove to be beneficial. A gentle nudge will get others to pitch in and help you finish whatever needs to be done. Love is in the stars.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A financial deal, settlement, or legal matter is apparent, but it will be important that you don't let it limit your freedom or stifle your connection to someone who has helped you in the past. A medical issue shouldn't be ignored.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Enjoy personal encounters that allow you to share your thoughts and make plans for the future. Use your imagination, and you will open up a host of new possibilities that can lead to a healthier and better lifestyle.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Visit someone who can offer you information that will help to guide you in a better direction. Take better care of your emotional and physical self. What you do to improve your image will turn out well.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You judge and initiate whatever it is you want to see happen. By taking control, you will prove that you have what it takes to get things done. An offer will put you at odds regarding what to do next. Don't act in haste.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Stay focused on deals and money matters, along with settlements and legal issues, and you will come out on top. Don't let a personal emotional problem stand between you and success. Make choices that will improve your life.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Push a little harder, and you will open up doors that have been closed to you in the past. A deal will lead to prosperity, and good connections with people who have something to offer. Someone from your past can help you excel.

General and unsolicited advice:

• If you're gonna cut holes in a painting to creepily or lustfully (or both) spy on your houseguests, always choose a portrait, never a landscape.

• "In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs, it is the rule."— My Teddy Bear

• When comparison shopping, always go to stores being picketed with signs ascribing "UNFAIR WAGES" or "WE NEED BETTER INSURANCE." That store is passing the savings on to YOU.

• Next time you're at IHOP or Perkin's or — god help you — Denny's and see any form of law-enforcement officer, feel free to say as loudly as possible that you can smell bacon. Because you can.

• Whenever somebody asks you an indignant question (for example, "Did you really eat that entire Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Lover's pizza by yourself in a single sitting, Andrew?"), you can usually eschew their ire with this simple reply: "Yes. AS THE PROPHECIES FORETOLD."

• Changing the word "heart" to "fart" is the easiest way to cheer yourself up on a bad day or make a small child laugh. Go ahead. Try it. I'll wait. … See?

• One pump of hand sanitizer sanitizes hands. Two pumps of hand sanitizer sanitizes hands and the upper thighs of your jeans.

• Urban Outfitters is nothing more than a thrift store where all the clothes cost way too much. Just go to a thrift store, hippy. They're less likely to care about that can of PBR, anyway.

- Andrew R. Juhl thanks Brian Tanner and Jayne Sanderson for help with today's Ledge.

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