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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t deviate from your plan, or you will indicate that you are inconsistent. You can rely more on your allies than you realize. Keep your life simple and moving forward at a steady pace. A challenge will keep you on your toes.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Work with your peers, and you will gain popularity and advancement. A day trip or conference will add to the information you require to reach your goals, and the relationship you develop will enhance your future prospects.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Make changes at home that will benefit you and help you do something that will benefit your community or a cause you care about. The time spent working to benefit others will change your life and the attitude others have toward you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Make personal changes that make you feel confident and able to compete with anyone who challenges you. Love is on the rise, and taking the first step to ensure that you spend time with someone you think is special will pay off.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Be ready to act fast if faced with an aggressive reaction from someone you encounter. Keep your distance from anyone or anything that might pose a problem for you. Keep a lookout for anyone trying to take advantage of you.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don’t give in to emotional meddling when everything hinges on reaching your goals. You will get your way if you stand your ground. Changes within a relationship are likely, but don’t worry — whatever unfolds will be to your benefit.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): People will gravitate toward your peaceful nature. Focus on whatever makes you feel good about the way you look and the things you do. Don’t give in to peer pressure, and be sure to practice moderation in all that you do.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You can make things happen. Turn on your charm or relentlessly pursue whatever goal you set. Show passion and determination, and you will impress someone you love to have by your side. Make positive changes to your domestic situation.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Refrain from embellishing a situation, or you will be questioned and probably hurt your reputation. Emotional matters are likely to leave you in an awkward position, and you will have to be quick if you want to avoid a costly problem.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Voice your opinions, and put your professional plans into motion. You can attract interest in what you are doing as well as drum up support and respect for the way you handle personal, financial, and professional deals. Love is highlighted.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t make physical alterations or get involved in a lifestyle that can lead to poor associations or the end of a partnership with someone you need in your life. Use your head when it comes to legal, financial, or medical matters.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): List your concerns, and discuss your intentions, and you will get worthwhile suggestions that will benefit you when it comes to contracts or agreements that influence your income. A relationship can be altered and a promise made.

Haiku Fridays on Tuesday

Killer in the house.
And us, a group of weak teens …
Everyone, SPLIT UP.

The stripper prepares.
Puts on thong, bra, heels, makeup.
Takes off wedding ring.

Rarely a good sign
when you are referenced by name
during a sermon …

An immense wasp nest
hangs from mail box, mocking me.
Bills will go unpaid.

Library question …
By far, what’s checked out the most?
Sexy undergrads.

I confessed my sins
expecting absolution
and earning a yawn.

At grocery store,
new diet is shrinking my waist
and my wallet, too.

Wife needs new luggage.
“Which of these greens is greener?”
I am the bluest.

Call girl seems shifty.
The cautious tyro requests:
“Promise me: no tricks.”

she let him take the trash out
before dumping him.

Andrew R. Juhl.
You should write him a haiku.
He did it for you.

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