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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't sit around when you should be out searching for something unique. You can pick up interesting items and information if you shop or make a point to talk to people you encounter along the way. Love relationships look positive.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You may be faced with personal adjustments, but try not to act irrationally. Anger won't solve what's bothering you. Address issues tactfully and with thoughtful solutions. Showing compassion and understanding will make you a better person.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Hard work will pay the bills. Stay away from fast cash schemes or people trying to take advantage of you or your skills. Focus on home, family, and how you can cut costs and lower your overhead. Use brains, not brawn.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Plan to do something you enjoy, or spend time with someone you find entertaining or fun to be with. Expand your interests. Sign up for something that will help you feel good about yourself and the direction in which you are heading.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Problems will surface if you neglect your chores or disappoint someone. Physical injury will put a damper on your ability to live up to your promises. Your best option is to be upfront and nurture an important relationship.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take action, offer solutions, and most of all, stay out of trouble. Emotional issues will surface if you aren't willing to compromise; try new things or spend time with someone who loves you and needs a little attention.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Visit a place you've never been before or that can offer you information about the quality of life different geographical locations can bring you. An opportunity to work in an unfamiliar place will enable you to use your skills more diversely.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't stifle your feelings, especially when it comes to love and romance. Share your thoughts, and you will find unusual ways to make your personal life unique, affordable, and stress-free. Let your intuition lead the way.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Help is on the way. Don't let pride cause you to fall short of what's being asked of you. Positive personal changes will pay off and can lead to a better standard of living and surroundings conducive to greater cash flow.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A money idea you have will be well-received. Look for partners who have something to contribute, and avoid those wanting to take advantage of your talent, skills, and expertise. Take your time, and choose someone unique.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't wait for someone to take over. Use your inventive imagination to initiate whatever it takes to get your idea up and running. Someone you have worked with in the past will offer an unusual outlet for what you have to offer.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Look over pending settlements, contracts, or legal matters, and you will find a loophole or information that can help you bring them to a head. Money is heading your way from an unusual source. Your love life shows greater promise.



How tired am I this morning?

• If I was any sleepier, I'd be a hamlet in Maine.

• Six minutes in, the day was already winning, 21-0.

• My snooze button is pressing charges.

• On the way to work, a homeless person gave me money for coffee.

• I'm wearing two watches, one sock, and no underwear.

• I nodded off while drinking a 5-Hour Energy.

• People think I'm auditioning for the next season of "The Walking Dead."

• People keep accusing me of doing a terrible Steven Wright impression.

• A flight attendant just forced me to check the bags under my eyes.

• All the closers keep giving me their coffee.

• I read today's Garfield and actually laughed.

• I'm at Twelve Loko and counting.

• I rudely forgot to say goodbye to your Mom this morning.

• I'm having trouble even holding my head up my ass.

• I think I'm awake, but the top is still spinning … THE TOP IS STILL SPINNING.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Yale C, Brian T, Erik J, Beau P, and Timothy D for contributing to today's Ledge.






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