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ARIES (March 21-April 19): It's what you do, not what you say, that counts. Put pressure on anyone holding up your ability to forge ahead. Productivity will bring you the good fortune and unique opportunities you've been waiting for. Relationships will require compromise.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take on any competition you face with determination and confidence that you can surpass anyone who challenges you. Keep your ideas a secret until you are ready to launch your plans. You will impress someone who values what you have to offer.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Listen attentively, but don't make promises based on hearsay. Unexpected circumstances will occur, leaving you in an uncompromising position if you act too quickly. Romantic relationships will be enticing, but they must not disrupt your work or professional goals.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Share your thoughts, and talk over your concerns, but refrain from making a decision that will affect you emotionally or physically. You may feel you need a change, but let common sense and practicality be your guide concerning personal matters.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Protect your home and family and refuse to let anyone stand between you and your personal goals. Love is in the stars, and a change of plans will help secure a position that will improve your prospects and your professional standing.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't be fooled by what others claim to have accomplished or accumulated. You have as much to be proud of as the next person. Steady increases are apparent, and by sharing your expertise, your value will be recognized.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Make changes that free up time. Go over personal papers, and make adjustments that secure your financial or legal position. Fixing up a space in which you can work on something you enjoy doing will boost your desire to be entrepreneurial.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A private look into an idea or plan will spark an interest and bring about discussions regarding a lucrative prospect. Keep an open mind, and look at all your resources before making a decision. You will get further ahead on your own.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You won't see clearly, leading to disagreements with a friend, relative, or coworker. Listen to what's being said before you ruin a good relationship. Deception and disillusionment are apparent. Don't let an old love connection cost you emotionally.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): The practical choice will attract you, but a friend or lover will push you to be more extravagant. A reasonable solution can be found if you use your tactful way of offering something that is within your budget.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take care of medical or physical issues you have. What you do now financially, emotionally, or medically will lead to greater vocational opportunities in the future. A romantic relationship will benefit from the choices you make.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Shoot for the stars. You have control over the situation you face, so carry on with confidence, moving effortlessly to show others how capable you are. A partnership will offer benefits, but you must run the show.

How The Ledge Works:

• Who can write a Ledge? Anyone can submit material to the Ledge. Even you. YES YOU! AND YOU!! AND ESPECIALLY YOU!!!

• I wrote a Ledge, but I don't know where to send it. Send it to me! I'll make you famous, kiddo!

• How can I be a regular Ledge writer? There are plenty of spots open. Email me, and I'll explain what's involved.

• I have a half-written Ledge; can you help me think of more jokes? No problem. Just email me what you have, and I'll help you finish it.

• I think I have a good idea for a Ledge; will you just write it? Email it to me, and I'll see if I can make it happen.

• How do I contribute jokes on a regular basis? Search Facebook for "Ledge Crowdsourcing" and ask to join the group. Sometimes, several Ledges a week are crowdsourced through that group, where everyone's input is welcome.

• I overheard something hilarious recently; would that interest you? It sure would! Search Facebook for "Overheard at Iowa" and ask to join the group. The best submissions are routinely collected into Ledges for the enjoyment of everyone on campus.

• Why does it hurts when I pee? Go see a doctor. It could be serious.

• Do you really think it's something serious? I'm just saying it could be.

Andrew R. Juhl hopes you consider writing a Ledge or two. Email him at andrew-juhl@uiowa.edu.

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