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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Whatever you do, offer your best effort and plenty of enthusiasm. The impression you make now will bring about better opportunities in the future. Don't let a relationship stop you from being productive. Get your work finished before you socialize.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A challenge will create new friendships and an opportunity to use your skills in an unusual capacity. Let your emotions drive you to excel. Don't get angry when you should get moving. If you want something, make it happen.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Express your feelings. It's better saying what's on your mind than displaying actions that may be inappropriate. A change of plans will turn out in your favor. Put your energy into making personal improvements that will enhance your life.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Friends will play a role in the decisions you make. Problems with an older or younger family member should be taken care of using unusual methods. Show compassion, but don't give in to a situation in which you don't feel comfortable.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Keep a close watch over the way others react to the situations that unfold at work and at home. Staying grounded and making last-minute alterations will show your leadership ability and attract an interest in your personality.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't wait for someone else to make the first move. Strike while the iron is hot, and make your point clear. Don't feel you have to pay for others' mistakes. Take over — do things your way.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't assume anything if you don't want to be disappointed. Do your own thing, and refuse to cave if someone is pushy. Take time to chill and rejuvenate. Pick up an item that boosts your ego or confidence.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Believe in your abilities and talents, and trust in your judgment. Follow through with your plan, and speak on behalf of yourself and those you feel you can represent honestly. You can make a difference if you follow through.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You can listen to what others have to say, but do what's best for you. Someone is not going to have your best interests at heart. Leave some time to enjoy socializing or getting together with someone you love.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Your sensitivity toward a situation will not go unnoticed. Take pride in your ability to get things done. Make your choices based on what you see and know to be true, not what someone tries to lead you to believe.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't dwell on the obstacles when there is so much you can do if you let your talent and ability lead the way. An interesting connection you have with someone will spark an idea that can lead to financial gains.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Focus on partnerships, love, and the opportunities you will encounter through the connections you make. Keep your feelings hidden until you have a chance to see if someone shares your sentiments. Invest in an idea you have.

It's so hot that …

• Hell now has better odds than Iowa when betting on snowballs.

• I took a hot shower just to cool off.

• Your only options are hot yoga and hotter yoga.

• I lost cup of sweat drinking an ounce of Gatorade.

• I hailed a taxi and three people died.

• The Pentacrest squirrels won't stop blowing on their nuts.

• Dali's The Persistence of Memory could be confused as a still life.

• My girlfriend's feet are FINALLY warm at night.

• All cars with leather interiors are now considered lethal weapons.

• Iowa is now the nation's largest producer of popped corn.

• People have resorted to dressing as trees and going to dog parks.

• A dip in the Iowa River near the IMU is starting to sound like a viable option.

• Women on campus are being forced to wear clothes that BARELY COVER THEM.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Brian T, Becca R, David H, and Constantine B for contributing to today's Ledge.

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