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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Impulse is the enemy. Avoid being pushed around or being taken advantage of. Keep things in perspective when dealing with domestic matters, friends, and relatives. Look outside the box for solutions to any problems you face. Communicate openly and honestly.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your perception will be fine-tuned, and you will be quick to pick up on what others are thinking. Although relationships are highlighted, emotions may interfere with how you react toward others, especially if your intuition tells you one thing and the signals being sent are different.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Stretch your skills and talents to the limit. Don't give anyone the chance to meddle in your affairs. Emotions will be difficult to control and must not be allowed to cause discord because a misunderstanding between you and someone you love.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Take a creative, imaginative approach to love, life, and the way you want to move forward personally, professionally, and philosophically. Share your feelings but don't stop pursuing your desires if someone doesn't want to follow the same path as you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Visit a place that entices you or that will take your mind off whatever is troubling you. Problems with additional responsibilities may need to be put on the back burner in order to allow you time to determine your next move.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Emotional reactions will stand between you and productivity. Pay attention to detail, and finish what you start. Offering positive solutions and direction will help you avoid being railroaded into situations that are likely to lead to discord.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A mini vacation will help rejuvenate you and allow you time to think and put other situations you face into perspective before making a decision that is apt to change the way you move forward personally or professionally.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Get involved in an event or activity that brings you in contact with new people, places, or pastimes. Sharing your plans will increase your chance of being successful. Romance is in the stars, and relationships are enhanced.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Conflicts are likely to lead to a situation that will encourage you to make an emotional decision. Change is required, and although it may be difficult in the end, it will be interesting, helpful, and lead to greater encouragement.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): An emotional response to a financial, legal, or medical issue will end up being costly. Take a deep breath, and consider your options before you jump to conclusions or into action. A practical approach is the only route to take.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Rely on past situations to help you make the right choice now. Use emotional tactics to get your way when dealing with a matter concerning children or your lover. Don't limit what you can do to avoid conflict. Face matters head-on.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Share creative ideas and look for means of entertainment that will inspire you to move forward with your plans. Love is on the rise, and an important relationship can help you establish future direction if you are willing to compromise.



Skills on My Résumé (So Far):

• Clock-punching

• Minute-counting

• Closed-mouth yawning

• Dreaming small

• Smiling despite inner despair

• Indignity-suffering

• Obsequiousness

• Coping with tedium

• Performing repetitive menial tasks

• Urge-stifling

• Maintaining the secrecy of my personal opinions

• Jargon-speaking

• "Honesty"

• Fall-taking

• Near roboticism

• Eating lunch for exactly 29 minutes

• Prolonged sitting

• Acting as though I care fiercely about inane and/or trivial matters

• Awareness of standard computers and the Internet (a.k.a., being younger than 97)

• Silent screaming

• Forced positivity

• Dry crying

• Escape-plotting

• Participating in half-hearted, cliché small-talk

• Fantasizing

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Kit Bryant for today's Ledge material.






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