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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Flaunt your knowledge, and incorporate your expertise into everything you do. You’ll have to be on top of your game to avoid being compromised by someone who thinks differently from you. Use your skills, and strive to reach your goals.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Romance is highlighted regardless of your current status. Therefore, make an effort to enhance your personal life. Perfection in the way you present who you are and what you represent will make a difference in the opportunities you receive.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Keep your emotions in check, or you may fall short of the expectations you have or that others have of you. A couple of changes may help you reach your goals, but refrain from misleading anyone regarding your potential. Honesty is the best policy.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Prepare to deal with the unexpected. Nothing will be constant, and nobody can be trusted. Avoid arguments and taking on added responsibilities. Let your intuition guide you. Ulterior motives are present and must not be allowed to interfere with your goals.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don’t dawdle or live in the past. Embrace the future, and put your effort into the people, places, and projects that will bring you the highest returns. Being blunt is necessary. Being friendly is awesome, but it must not stand between you and success.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Focus on what you can do for others. Don’t let emotions interfere with your accomplishments. Push hard to get what you want without giving up too much. A loss is likely if you aren’t precise in what you say and do.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Ease into whatever you decide to pursue. You’ll face opposition if you take on too much or neglect something you promised to do. Look for alternatives that will ease a relationship you have been finding difficult to deal with.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Communication will be your ticket to success. Travel plans will allow you to see the possibilities that exist elsewhere. Learn from those with more experience, and use your talent to improve your current personal situation.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Make wise changes at work and at home. Your desire to get things done will show everyone that you mean business, but making promises you cannot deliver will hurt your reputation. Practicality is necessary if you are going to be successful.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Focus on your long-term commitment to personal and professional partners. Anything superficial or less than your best will lead to regret. Unpredictable people will not give you an accurate assessment of a situation that can influence your future.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Make a promise to follow a path that will bring you the most mental, physical, and financial stability. Embrace stabilizing your home and family life by incorporating the changes that will encourage the most from everyone involved. Good fortune can be yours.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Keep your emotions in check. Don’t let personal opinions stand between you and success. Network with people who have something to offer, and strike up deals with whoever can contribute the most. Keep ego out of negotiations.



Email Thoughts:

• Never start your email in the subject line … then continue it in the body. You wouldn’t begin writing a physical letter on the envelope, would you?

• Setting an email as “high priority” doesn’t mean I will get it any sooner, nor does it necessarily I will respond to it sooner. It’s still just an email. Chill.

• There is no inflection in email, and you can’t expect emoticons to carry that burden for you. I mean, you’ve just got to use your head, ya know? ;)

· Juhl’s Law of Disproportional Response: When you ask numerous questions in a single email, the response you receive will contain the answer to only the least important question you asked.

• The “Reply-All” button can be your friend. Except when it’s not.

• FOR GOODNESS SAKE. BACK OFF THE CAPS, MAN.

• Punctuation and grammar is generally OK not to be correct as long as it kind of makes sense when your done reading it U don’t have 2 go full txt speak in emails, imho lol.

• I will not forward your chain email crap. No bad things will happen to me. The human race managed just fine before email, and I’m pretty sure it’ll stay that way now.

• Tanner’s Rule: Speak-to-text will find the most embarrassing way to type what you didn’t say. It is programmed to do so.

• You can only blame so much on “speak to text” translation errors. It’s hard to persuade someone that “I hate your guts, I hope you choke on razor blades” was supposed to be, “Hey, want to catch that new movie?”

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Brian Tanner for today’s Ledge material.






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