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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get your chores out of the way, and head out to socialize or take care of personal needs. Emotions will be difficult to deal with, so avoid a confrontation until you reassess how you feel and how you want to respond.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take part in community or family events. Pleasure trips or traveling to a destination that will inspire or motivate you to move forward with a lifestyle change should be planned. Romance is on the rise, and personal dreams can be fulfilled.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Look deeper into any situation that doesn’t appear to be quite right. The information you are given may be embellished. Opportunities will surface through people you’ve worked with in the past, but do your due diligence before making a promise.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Participate in the action. Get involved in functions that introduce you to new business associates. Rely on your insight and ability to show sincerity and dedication to the talents you have to share. Love is on the rise.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Not everyone will be up-front with you, making it difficult for you to make a good decision regarding legal, medical, or financial matters. Set your sights on the changes that you feel most comfortable making, not what’s being forced on you.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A new look at an old idea will spark renewed interest. Call in favors from reliable sources. Expanding your interests will also help you explore partnerships that can influence you personally or professionally. Love is highlighted.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Arguments will not bring you any closer to getting what you want. Step back, rethink the situation you face, and you’ll find a way to use your experience and your skills to come up with a workable solution.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put your plans into motion. Get together with someone who inspires you, or take a trip that heightens your enthusiasm. Keep the momentum going, and strive for success. Romance is on the rise, and special plans will enhance your love life.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Put your money in a safe place, or invest it in something that promises to bring you a high return. Making changes to your home or personal life may be enticing, but don’t go over budget, or you will end up feeling stressed.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Partnerships should be your focus. Whether you are dealing with a personal or professional relationship, take time to listen to what’s being said. A simple request can make your life easier. Avoid impulsive reactions. Focus on simple pleasures.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Give it your all, no matter what you pursue. A passionate response will get you the most in return. Taking a look back at your past will help you avoid making a similar mistake now. Put your money and possessions in a safe place.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Put your creative imagination to work for you. Invest in your talent, skills, and innovative ideas. Love is on the rise, and planning a romantic evening will enhance your personal life. Socialize, and take care of your personal needs.


Useless gravity.
Never done a thing for me.
’Cept keep me down, man.

It is my party,
and I’ll cry if I want to,
but I likely won’t.

I’m beside myself.
The only explanation:
a time paradox.

I failed my midterm.
Not from lack of knowledge, but
lack of an alarm.

“It’ll never work.”
Don’t take that as a warning,
but as a challenge.

Clean, nice stalls and sinks,
even lil’ trash cans next to …

Great philosophers,
they’ve given us such wisdom.
’Specially Anon.

Nursery painted,
crib built, baby clothes purchased,
pregnancy unplanned.

Most children answer
astronaut, cop, or princess.
I said, “Don’t wanna.”

I lost my cell phone.
If anybody finds it,
please call my cell phone.

It’s called “Fight or flight.”
A shame there aren’t more options,
like “feint and crotch-kick.”

Andrew R. Juhl;
you should write him a haiku;
he did it for you.

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